The Ballad

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Sing to the tune of the “Beverly Hillbillies”

The Ballad of Chief Parsons

Well let me tell a story bout’ a chief named Randy,
Poor fire chief had to keep his nitro handy,
Then one day while talking on the phone,
Up from station one he heard the men mumble and groan.

“Engine 1’s down, we need a reserve,”


Well the first thing you know ole' Randy’s on the ground,
Fire marshal says, “Ain’t, no reserves around,”
Said “salvage yard is the place you ought to be,”
So Randy loaded up the truck and got the red GMC.

Where the hell they get this, Indian Head?


Well its time to say goodbye to Randy and all his men
And Randy should thank them folks from engine 35 for kindly fill-in
You’re all invited back again next week to this locality
To ride that rusting tailboard of that old red GMC

Poverty, that is. Set a spell, Take your boots off.

Y’all come back now, y’hear?.

[Lt 46]

Hey Tom, don't forget about when Boland probed "The Junk Yard Dog" at North severn ! The water balloon/ water battles at the academy,or "Chunky" the puppet master, pulling the strings on that suck ass Tommy ! Whew boy, the very thought of Tommy makes me want to hurl.

[PUMPER 46]

Tommy was without a doubt the biggest ass kisser in this dept. He spent most of his tenure here in darkness from being up the chiefs butt. When Jimmy was here, it looked like Jimmy had four legs. When Jimmy walked down the hall, the 2nd set of legs protruded from his behind, and would drag when he walked. When Jimmy retired, had a final bowel movement, Tommy came out and was temporarily blinded from the sudden exposure to day light.

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I am laughing my @ss off...because it is true.