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firestrike
02-12-2005, 11:30 PM
The first one of the three stooges to be remembered is Tommy. This stooge was the curly of the gang. Instead of N’Yuck, N’Yuck, N’Yuck it was hehehehe…

A funny side note occurred to me with this social idiot when I was at no.2 station. Whenever Curly would come into the station and contribute not a d@mn thing I would be at the computer doing my college level studies. Books, papers and other reference materials would be all over the top of that desk and I was typing like I was crazy on a wordoc. Everytime he would come in he would ask me what I was doing. I would reply that I was working on whatever college studies that I was doing at the time. He would then sneak in and see what the other driver was up too. For six months I busted my ass doing my courses that I received a grade of “A” in and the other driver watched Court TV 24/7 (Sorry Billy). Sometimes Curly came in and saw me snoozing not realizing that I had been up to 2 or 3am that morning finishing school work, so too him I was F’in off as usual.

The funny thing was in Curly’s diminutive mind I was always sleeping or goofing off. No matter what I did or was doing the only thing he ever thought was that the other driver was the busiest man on earth. I could not win with this social moron no matter what I was doing. I guess not being into supply misappropriations and delivering home heating oil put me at a disadvantage. Too bad I missed seeing him loading a new washer and dryer into someone’s pickup truck at the old Quonset hut, I would have ratted that skunk out in a heartbeat.

My greatest moment with Curly came the day after this idiot overlooked me over for the last inspector’s position. Just to show that I am using the correct wording and idiot is defined as “A human being destitute of the ordinary intellectual powers, whether congenital, developmental, or accidental; commonly, a person without understanding from birth; a natural fool.” It should also say devoid of morals and ethics with his picture right next to the definition.

The first thing that happened was when I pulled in that morning. I could see everyone in front of the station tense up and take notice when they saw me pull into the slot next to his truck just as that idiot was walking to it. What you did not see was me giving him the stare-down over the top of my shades and the look on his face as though he was going to mess his pants. I believe he was actually shaking in his boots and could actually smell the fear coming off that @ss.

This chickensh!t was so scarred that later on that morning when I walked behind him in the engine bay to throw away a cigarette butt he jumped totally sideways just to keep me in his sights. He jumped so fast that I was even startled. Guess he was a little afraid I was going to sucker-punch his dumb-@ss and too bad I wasn’t thinking fast enough. But you know the true level of a man is by his actions. When I first came here he was the RDL inspector. Way back when, he was always out F’in off and this was overlooked because he was up old Chuck’s @ss and hanging with his chum buddy Timmy. Timmy & Tommy, what an F’in combo that was! (LMAO) And they would never say anything to Chuck about Curly because of him being the old fire prevention chief.

When Curly was an inspector at RDL they could never find him. They would call him all day on his radio and he would never answer because he was always out F’in off with Timmy and Chuck. And when they did find him his reaction to getting permits was no different than yours would be today, it was too much of a bother. They complained constantly that he was never doing his job up in 257, but ole’ Randy would never take a corrective action against this @sshole because he was Curly.

Randy instead made it look like he was the best thing since sliced bread. Then years later this @ss always thought I was F’in off, well you learn by example d!ckhead. Then once ole’ Chuck decided to retire he found a new home. This home was located approx 7” inches up Randy’s rectum.

Christ, just think how many banana’s where misappropriated by Curly from King Hall? Tarzans companion Cheetah never ate that many banana’s in his whole life. And most of that fruit ended up as sticky syrup on his computer keyboard, to say this @ss was a pig would be a detriment to the pork industry. Hell, hogs are cleaner than he was.

firestrike
02-16-2005, 12:39 AM
The ultimate was when Curly (Frankhouser) was given a letter of caution. This occurred when he got caught by Brailey using envelopes and postage for personnel gain. Hell, I said something out of place and I got a shift vacation, this @ss misuses gov’t material and property and gets a slap on the wrist. What the F?

Another good one was when Sex, Lies & Hard-drives occurred. When Brailey went out with Moe & Curly and the only thing they wanted to do was drink beer and throw darts he knew these two crackers did not have it going on. Hell, he wanted some white babies with big nipples (my kinda’ man).

This @ssmunch was always up someone’s @ss, I guess the view isn’t too bad? And it does give a kind of protection when you cannot stand on your own merit. Towards the end he latched onto Moe’s (Nicks) hemorrhoids not realizing that they were not strong enough to support that load for the long haul.

Then came the day when Moe was “run out of town on a rail” (forced out). Everyone knew Moe was going to be tossed, if not, then why did his brothers blame the union for his sudden disappearance? Why did one of these brothers want to kick Bruce’s @ss if he showed up at the retirement party? Once Moe was gone Curly became the interim fire chief (Whoopee). Not only did he not want it, he not have handled being a (real) chief officer, but just the thought of it literally scarred the sh!t out of him.

Especially the part about having to deal with the union folk. Just the thought of dealing with Union #1 and his short side-kick Perry Mason “lite” in his face constantly gave him a case of dysentery. Remember how fast he took off out of this place for the comfort of the treasury where no one knew him? Dracula never ran from the sunlight faster than @ssmunch took off out of here. Hell, he could have set a closed course speed record!
It was good to see all that running finally paid off!

He was fortunate to do all that running daily, not only was he the fittest man in the FD, but it help reduce his blood-pressure and cholesterol levels as well. Where it really counted was how it assisted him in how fast he exited from this place. Then this piece of sh!t has the nerve to come onto the yard and run his yap and badmouth everyone in the fire department to the DoD cops for his failures as a chief fire officer and as a person, imagine that!

Hey you @sshole, ever consider that you where the punk who was constantly screwing the pooch?

Hey Curly just remember this, “You could not lead chronic diarrhea to a sh!thouse.”

The best came when Randy gave curly the budget and ordering to do. I believe the first thing he did was he went home and made a list of what he needed. Look at all the stuff that was up in those closets and store rooms when Sack came into the fold. It was so much that Jerry ordered the stuff taken down to the stations. I can see that puissant going home crying cause he would now have to go to the Kmart for home supplies. We never had so many knives, forks, spoons, bowls or plates in the fire house prior or since? Why? Well Eben-neezer Stooge was hoarding this stuff, that’s why. I remember them asking him for all types of stuff, and Curly in typical Eben-eezer stooge fashion (see picture below) he would say, “What are you doing, eating this stuff?” Well it was better than seeing it disappear into that that black hole known as the CAPE!

I regret using the sacred name of Curly (Howard) in writing about this human waste product. Curly was a funny guy and brought smiles to the masses and still does today, he never left the taste of vinegar on anyone’s tongue or a tear in their eye. To download stooge pic’s or backgrounds go to http://threestooges.net/index.php

Lt 46
02-16-2005, 01:45 PM
You go Tom, the truth is the truth. I'm laughing so hard I pissed my pants. Don't forget about Tommy copying Randys college term papers. Most recent we heard Tommy is getting a job with AFM, will be working in procurement, and will be Tinsleys BOSS.

firestrike
02-16-2005, 10:18 PM
Well you asked for it so here it is. If a picture of Tommy "Curly" Frankhauser existed, here's what it would have looked like....

firestrike
02-16-2005, 10:28 PM
Poor F'in Tinsley. The nightmare continues. Well I guess there was nothing else at Fireline that he needed so time to go elsewhere. Well if is being hired in procurement this just shows that AFM will hire anybody without rhyme or reason. But I really do not think that it will last. First off AFM is in the business of making money (not losing it). Secondly, the 20 for me 2 for you way he did things for us is not going to work over at Perry Center....

oldpikepole
02-18-2005, 10:30 AM
did not do a damm thing for the NAFD and looks like he not going to do a damm thing at the new job, but hang out on the watch desk

firestrike
02-19-2005, 12:44 AM
Hell, I could have done a ton of stuff at the USNA, first off they decided to hold the brother down and I eventually figured why break a sweat on the side of a loser. It would have never made a difference then or now. Being at that hole was like being a passenger on the Titanic, no matter how much water you could have bailed off the ship eventually it would sink anyhow.

But I did one there that I did that resulted in some good (especially for me). I rewrote the USNAINST. 3440.3, one of the many things that got me to where I am at now, busy, respected, responsible, and loving it as a senior program manager and soon to be senior supervisor. Who would not be having a good time to do what I do at the price I am being paid? Hey, I do not post any of this sh!t from work, no way, no how. Why, when I can do it from home. LMAO.

Besides the WTC, also check-out the happening on many websites. Hey old-pole, I even check out one of your favorite sites at http://www.eastcoastfirefightersmc.org/.

Til’ next time
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