The Green Grass

[1958 F.W.D.]

hey guys.........The grass IS greener on this side! :D

[County Member]

Randy, Just as long as you not smoking any of it. LOL Glad to hear everything is working out well for you. Hope you find time for some crossword puzzles!!!!

[1958 F.W.D.]

Randy, Just as long as you not smoking any of it. LOL Glad to hear everything is working out well for you. Hope you find time for some crossword puzzles!!!!

Well, I could, but those damn 56 hour guys and that Battalion Chief snatch them up before I can get to them.

[deereman31]

Glad to hear it Randy
So how are those weekends free???....lol

when we goin to ny bitch????
the boys in the hood


glen w

[1958 F.W.D.]

Attention all members of the Edgewood Area Truckin' Company, Attention!

It has come to my attention that someone was flagrantly "Yardoed" yesterday while driving E1211 on a response. Apparently the officer didnt like the way my Bitch was driving.

Therefore, as the sole possessor of the afforementioned Bitch's Title and Registration, I shall now transfer ownership to said Officer, as I am no longer in employment of the United States Government. If I have said it once, I have said it a hundred times, "John, you cant hassle my bitches. Only I can hassle my bitches!"

Since I am there no longer, and you feel compelled to fulfill the role as pimp daddy, I officially transfer ownership to you. Jernegan is yours. Smack him around, he likes it.

All my love,
Yardo

[1958 F.W.D.]

3 Real Life Stories

The First …

Eleven people were dangling below a helicopter on a rope. There were ten APGFD Officers/56 Hour Employees and one Firefighter.
Since the rope was not strong enough to hold all the eleven, they decided that one of them had to let go to save all the others.

They could not decide who should be the volunteer. Finally the Firefighter said he would let go of the rope since Firefighters are used to doing everything. They forsake their family, don’t claim all of their expenses and do a lot of overtime without getting anything in return.

When he finished his moving speech all the Officers/56 Hour Employees began to clap…

Moral::
Never underestimate the powers of a Firefighter.

The second …

A group of Firefighters and a group of Officers/56 Hour Employees take a train to a conference. Each Officer/56 Hour Employee holds a ticket. But the entire group of Firefighters has bought only one ticket for a single passenger. The Officers/56 Hour Employees are just shaking their heads and are secretly pleased that the arrogant Firefighters will finally get what they deserve.

Suddenly one of the Firefighters calls out: “The conductor is coming!”. At once, all the Firefighters jump up and squeeze into one of the toilets. The conductor checks the tickets of the Officers/56 Hour Employees. When he notices that the toilet is occupied he knocks on the door and says: “Ticket, please!” One of the Firefighters slides the single ticket under the doors and the conductor continues merrily on his round.

For the return trip the Officers/56 Hour Employees decide to use the same trick. They buy only one ticket for the entire group but they are baffled as they realize that the Firefighters didn’t buy any tickets at all. After a while one of the Firefighters announces again: “The conductor is coming!” Immediately all the Officers/56 Hour Employees race to a toilet and lock themselves in.

All the Firefighters leisurely walk to the other toilet. Before the last Firefighter enters the toilet, he knocks on the toilet occupied by the Officers/56 Hour Employees and says: “Ticket, please".

Moral:
Officers/56 Hour Emplyeees like to use the methods of the Sergeants, but they don’t really understand them.

The third …

Once upon a time three Officers were walking through the woods and suddenly they were standing in front of a huge, wild river. But they desperately had to get to the other side. But how, with such a raging torrent? The first Officer knelt down and prayed to the Lord: “Lord, please give me the strength to cross this river! "

*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*
The Lord gave him long arms and strong legs. Now he could swim across the river. It took him about two hours and he almost drowned several times.
BUT: he was successful!

The second Officer, who observed this, prayed to the Lord and said: “Lord, please give me the strength AND the necessary tools to cross this river!”
*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*
The Lord gave him a tub and he managed to cross the river despite the fact that the tub almost capsized a couple of times.

The third Officer who observed all this knelt down and prayed: “Lord, please give me the strength, the means and the intelligence to cross this river!”
*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*
The Lord converted the Officer into a Firefighter. The Firefighter took a quick glance on the map, walked a few meters upstream and crossed the bridge.