New to area.

[Bose109]

Just moved into the area. Looking to volunteer somewhere. You guys have any suggestions. I have all my training up to date. Thanks for any feedback.

[Towerhook]

Were do you live? lots of FDs, But some towns are paid with no Vol....

[Bose109]

I live on Brooklyn Turn Pike in Scotland

[Bose109]

Just moved here last month from Boston.

[Towerhook]

well, You might start with, Scottland. Most departments have res requierments. They are not Boston. But you should be fine thier.

[Bose109]

I was thinking about checking them out, since they are so close. I see they have an old baker there. Good bunch of guys?

[LtDad]

Maybe you'll want to check out Hampton/Chaplin ambulance...or even better yet Mansfield where they give you Lime Green fire police hats and a flashlight....."training"....what training is up to date...??? If this guy/girl had any...repeat any "dedication" to the fire service he would of knocked on the station doors before posting in here.....therefore...I vote NO.....got enough stem whackers.....

[MTFD515]

LtDad, wake up on the wrong side of the bed this am????......you make a good point but are you really going to turn away someone who wants to volunteer and help your organization???? oh I get it, your afraid he may take your spot on the baker!!!!!

[Bose109]

For your information, I did go to a couple of different stations. The first was Scotland's. I came by in the middle of the day just to see if anyone was around that I could talk to. I was met by member in the parking lot. I asked him about being a member and if he could show me around. Once inside, he said he needed to use the restroom. So I waited for him to return. When he did return, he asked me if I was done looking around and that it was time to go. Then he told me that membership was closed and they would not be taking applications for sometime. Then he told me that the current management was piss-poor and it would be in my best interest to seek affiliation somewhere else. After being snubbed off, I returned to my car and went looking for the next station. But nobody was around to talk to.
I'm just looking to give something back to my community. It does not matter to me where I go, just as long as there is some good people to hang out with. It's their loss. Not mine.
And by the way, LtDad, what do you know about dedication? Looks like the only thing your dedicated to is the watch desk. And I'm not posting my resume for you on here.

[LtDad]

I think this guy is more on the bullsh_it/crossdresser side of things than an actual fireman...maybe an American Ambulance window licker........"Bose"....kick ass speakers...indicates music lover...."109"....Chaplander #.....need I say more....probably couldn't make it there either......as the infamous James Eastwood who taught our tower/aerial course said..."There will be NO NFPA 1500 faggots ever on this truck".....we have honored his request/statement....

[Bose109]

What is your problem? Is this how your recruiting tactics work? If you don't want an extra guy around during the day that's your problem. As for me, I'll think I'll just follow the advice of the member I spoke with. I'll go some where else. Hopefully there is department that's not stuck in the stone age. After looking at some of your hose loads on the engine I have to wonder. Did anybody there take FFI or do you just throw the hose back on because your too lazy to pack it the right way? But I probably should not bash you because of your lack of understanding or experience. Let me guess. You have a ton of pride in saving foundations. Anybody else beside this idiot have any suggestions for me?? Sorry to ask on here, but I'm new to the area, don't know anybody, and I am trying to avoid a fool like LtDad.

[Boxalarm104]

Bose PM me ill give you a hand.

[Towerhook]

Bose, Sorry for the So-called LT. If you want any info except from The old fart. Send me a message. The way it looks stay away from Scotland. If you move south about 15 miles we can take care of you.

[MTFD515]

Bose, I too can give you some insight to some of the departments up their. send me a private message and I'll try to answer any questions!

[Bose109]

Hey thanks fellas. It's nice to see some comradery. As for you LtDad. You got my private message.

[LtDad]

No hurt feelings here big fella....like I told you in private the door is open....and if your panties are in a bunch cause of the watchdesk comments...perhaps you should got to firehouse or yahoo chat rooms and stay out of here

[Bose109]

You know what? Your right. I don't think I'm cut out to be member there. I just can't grasp the concept of your speed lay. How is it possibly faster? I've never been with a company that's at the cutting edge of the fire service. Very intimidating. LOL!

[sandpuppy]

I think this guy is more on the bullsh_it/crossdresser side of things than an actual fireman...maybe an American Ambulance window licker........"Bose"....kick ass speakers...indicates music lover...."109"....Chaplander #.....need I say more....probably couldn't make it there either......as the infamous James Eastwood who taught our tower/aerial course said..."There will be NO NFPA 1500 faggots ever on this truck".....we have honored his request/statement....

Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed or did someone piss in your fruit loops??

[Towerhook]

fruit loops I think

[Boris]

You know what? Your right. I don't think I'm cut out to be member there. I just can't grasp the concept of your speed lay. How is it possibly faster? I've never been with a company that's at the cutting edge of the fire service. Very intimidating. LOL!


Not ready for the modern age of fire service then how about the stone age... sounds like you could be a hero in Hampton...

[Bose109]

I was being sarcastic.

[Boris]

No kidding, that's what LOL usually means...maybe you can find a sense of humor in addition to a department to join... :rolleyes:

[sandpuppy]

Boy is everyone a little cranky today or is it just this thread?

[Bose109]

Hey Boris. Go back to Russia. Commy Bastard.

[WildWestMedic]

Bose109, Im sorry you feel you need to personally attack our friend Boris. Im sure hes a wondeful fellow. You should probably learn to be more accepting of other cultures if you plan to work in fire/EMS. I believe communism fell about 15 or so years ago.

[justtruckin']

Bose109, welcome to the firebelt of New England! You can throw your training records away; need to learn from firehouse.com and rescue me.

[expresshockey35]

bose109, usually this isn't posted on TWD, as we use this forum to crush stones. In reality, we're like one big disfuncitional family at 16. If you have a real issue with applying to become a member, I would suggest that you put your complaint in writing and address it to: Board of Directors, Scotland Vol. Fire Department, PO Box 48, Scotland CT 06264.

Keep in mind that we have an unwritten but understood rule between all of us that what's said on TWD shouldn't be taken to heart. And we're pretty suspicious of attacks from other departments/whackers on here, especially after WCFD03 got on here and was a total asshole. Did anybody figure out who that dick was, btw?

[Bose109]

It's cool. I'm just messing around. I would never take anything to heart on here. Im planning on coming down this Monday around 1800hrs. That's if it's cool with you guys. Thanks.

[LtDad]

Can I be there too??? I am receptive to learning new/different ways of packing preconnect hose...If it works...we'll change our prehistoric methods.....

[Bose109]

Sure buddy. But I'll bet my retirement that it would only last a week or two. I can't wait to meet you in person. :)

[Emtmom]

Hey Boris. Go back to Russia. Commy Bastard.
I don't usually step into threads where ball bustin is going on, but the name calling is against the rules hon. This will be your warning! You can bust balls without the name calling!

[Bose109]

Sorry Mom. I'll be on my best behavior from here on out.

[jackas93]

Bose109 . Go to 395 north to mass and don't turn around we don't need a front yard firefighter (The boston way) .

[MTFD515]

an everyone was just starting to get along!!!! then there is jackass. good timing!

[jackas93]

I get along with everybody just not for very long . Bose109 the number for the complaint line is 1-800- eat -shit

[LtDad]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAA.......Damm you jackasss I go through the extremes to patch things up with Bose109...he's not who we thought.....and a brother firefighter retired from Boston who wants to come play in our little redneck neighborhood is more than welcome......chill out for awhile.....then offer us your sparkling wisdom.....and dear mommy....love ya but go to the maryland sites...especially Prince Georges.....they have very very bad name calling there....

[jackas93]

Maybe EMTmom thinks she is running a forum for pre-school kids. You want me to say sorry. No, If you don't like that answer call the hot line and file a complaint the number is 1-800-EAT-SHIT

[Bose109]

Jackas93. Even if it came up and kicked you in the balls you would'nt know the first thing about an inner city dept. I don't work in Boston. I'm just from there.

[Emtmom]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAA.......Damm you jackasss I go through the extremes to patch things up with Bose109...he's not who we thought.....and a brother firefighter retired from Boston who wants to come play in our little redneck neighborhood is more than welcome......chill out for awhile.....then offer us your sparkling wisdom.....and dear mommy....love ya but go to the maryland sites...especially Prince Georges.....they have very very bad name calling there....
I'm not a mod there hon! :D Besides if I go to MD you'd miss my smiling face! :D

[expresshockey35]

perhaps he was using the word "bastard" in it's true definition. Maybe he's communist and doesn't know who his dad is. Perhaps he's one of the many illegitamate children that LtDad has fathered while he's been spreading his sperm over the years. Just a thought. And Jackas93, I have that complaint number memorized now, and I'll be sure to give it back to you when you start in down at the station.

[expresshockey35]

No hurt feelings here big fella....like I told you in private the door is open....and if your panties are in a bunch cause of the watchdesk comments...perhaps you should got to firehouse or yahoo chat rooms and stay out of here

Bose109, when you come down, please bring the following with you:

1. A complete and up to date resume.
2. Two forms of government issued photo ID.
3. A full criminal background check from the state of Connecticut. (Out of state not accepted)
4. Three letters of recommendation, one of which should be from the Mayor of Boston
5. Copies of all school report cards from Kindergarten upwards
6. Urine and stool samples for lab analysis
7. Most recent medical and dental records
8. Copies of all tax returns filed within the last 15 years

Thank you very much for your interest in joining.

[Bose109]

Your a funny fella. No problem. One question. Do you want the stool sample bagged and marked accordingly, or should I just hand you the raw material when I get there? I believe that I have everything else that you require. :)

[Emtmom]

Your a funny fella. No problem. One question. Do you want the stool sample bagged and marked accordingly, or should I just hand you the raw material when I get there? I believe that I have everything else that you require. :)do it Rescue Me style, shit in the bag and piss in his coffee cup! ROFL

[LtDad]

El Presidenti..aka expresso...you forgot state that the stool sample has be at least 14" long and not broken into any pieces.....no tp paper either....

[jackas93]

Bose109 Before you squeeze your head, To get your stool sample clean your ears .

[Flashover21]

bose come down to southwestern ct where we actually run calls.... all those 2nd class fireman up there do nothing but bitch with each other and dont run any fires..... LT dad arnt a uconn firemen? you talk like you are a boss on a company on NYC, how many fire alarms did you reset today?

[Boxalarm104]

Now that is funny!

[LtDad]

for what they pay me...I'll reset alarms all day long....for time being in fd stuff 36 years....long before you were even an itch between your daddy's legs....any maybe Bose is tired of junk vacant houses...crack whores on the corner...drive by shootings...and wants to live in the country where his kids can grown up in an atmosphere free of suburbia,crime, in a decent community where still people help one another........

[Boxalarm104]

LtDad are you saying that the southwestern part of CT is not that great?

[MTFD515]

The last time I was in bridgeport, they had the most uppity class people in that community. people of all ages out on the street, getting "involved" in their communities. Children starting new business opportunities at every other car that drives by. The women of the night showing the community how they can make a difference in an individuals life. The funny thing is I have not seen these type of uppity class people in Ltdad's area.

[MTFD515]

I almost for got the blocks of urban renewal along I-95.

[Flashover21]

these country boys are afraid of the bog city box alarm! we live north of bridgeport, jsut as nice as it is up there in cow country im sure

[X12]

Bose109, go see the boys in hampton.
Their friendly and won't give ya any BS
With all your training ya could be chief.

[expresshockey35]

Bose109, go see the boys in hampton.
Their friendly and won't give ya any BS
With all your training ya could be chief.

hah, now there's a good one...Hampton. F'ing hippy town. Bose109, you're more than welcome to join 16..you know what you need to bring with you now. And as for Flashover21..if you're from southwestern CT, congrats, good for you. NOW STAY THE FUCK OUT OF WINDHAM COUNTY threads. Go start your own southwestern CT is so great chats about running shooting calls in the butthole of CT, Bridgeport. Elvis wrote a song about Bridgeport.."..in the GHETTO!"

[Flashover21]

i dont live in bridgeport you f**k head, for the 40th time! dont be afraid to venture out of the trailer park

[Boxalarm104]

Hey for the most part the southwestern part of CT is really not that bad. As for Bridgeport yes, there are some parts that are really shitty......But there is also some parts that are nice…. And for you expresshockey35 you are truly mistaken if you think this is the ghetto……I’m sure flashover could back me up here telling you that there are defiantly worst places out there.

[expresshockey35]

worst places in the world, yes. Worst places in Connecticut, nope, Bridgeport has that title. And EMTMoM, I think that you should make Flashover21 sit it out for a while for namecalling. I'm deeply offended by his last posting.

[X12]

bose, Hampton might be a bunch of hippies but they don't make ya bring anything with ya. if you are breathing thats good enough for them.
never have fires there anyway..

[Emtmom]

i dont live in bridgeport you f**k head, for the 40th time! dont be afraid to venture out of the trailer parkThis works for me how's it working for you Express? :D

[Boris]

So, has anyone yet to meet in person the elusive Bose109? Did he ever show at 16, Station 3 or 4 or anywhere?? I guess if being a "commy b-word" makes me suspicious take a look folks at Bose's public profile..date of birth-April 20, 1978?? Since when could you join a career department at the age of 8?? He led LtDad to believe that he was retired from Boston...

[X12]

Not ready for the modern age of fire service then how about the stone age... sounds like you could be a hero in Hampton...

Hampton might be in the stone age, but they have brand new, hardly used trucks. And they know how to put the hose on it the right way.

[Towerhook]

Well Bose109, How was your visit to 16? Welcoming or Did they burn you at the stake.......

[Boris]

Hampton might be in the stone age, but they have brand new, hardly used trucks. And they know how to put the hose on it the right way.

It's too bad that one of the brand new and hardly used trucks doesn't carry water...how many ET's does one department need...is a tanker somewhere in their future...and one wonders why they aren't requested for mutual aid more often :confused:

[X12]

well, Like justtruckin' said, If you let the firefighters do their job and go in a put the fire out when you get there, then you don't need much water.
Novel concept isn't it.

[expresshockey35]

This works for me how's it working for you Express? :D

I think you're not doing your job if you think that's an acceptable fix. What happened to no name calling?

[expresshockey35]

Well Bose109, How was your visit to 16? Welcoming or Did they burn you at the stake.......

Never showed...I think he's still working on that list I gave him...constipated perhaps.

[Emtmom]

I think you're not doing your job if you think that's an acceptable fix. What happened to no name calling?I sent him a PM and warned him. then I went and edited his post. Yes dear I AM doing my job!
You know I love to bust your balls! ;)

[LtDad]

Kinda disappointed....not learning better ways to pack hose....NOT going to adopt x12 hoseloads....where it's pack from the bottom up and the nozzle sits on top on 200' of preconnect.....watched the nozzle get pull one fine afternoon with a crankn house fire...dropped on the ground...and 200' of hose piled on top of it.....then charged...LOL.........

[X12]

crankin house fire!!! must not of been in hampton.. lol
must of been in 16 land. hahahahahaha

[MTFD515]

Hampton has no fires? I don't know but didn't hampton or chaplin or somewhere out there have a well involved building the other day and were too late???? I heard one report from a member on scene that it was on the ground and it was now a brush fire??? any thoughts?????

[X12]

Chaplin...But that's nothing new for them
All chiefs and no drivers, ya know what i mean!!!!

[Boris]

Hampton has no fires? I don't know but didn't hampton or chaplin or somewhere out there have a well involved building the other day and were too late???? I heard one report from a member on scene that it was on the ground and it was now a brush fire??? any thoughts?????

In fairness spoke to one of the 9's on scene. Small camp type building that was well involved by the time it was called in..wasn't much to begin with so not much to save...more of a worry about 3 building fires within a small radius (1-2 miles) in a short period of time...

[Emtmom]

In fairness spoke to one of the 9's on scene. Small camp type building that was well involved by the time it was called in..wasn't much to begin with so not much to save...more of a worry about 3 building fires within a small radius (1-2 miles) in a short period of time...Lookin like there is a fire bug out playing, hope the idiot gets caught and no one gets hurt!

[Towerhook]

MTFD, Busting balls on fires now! I see NFD Eng -2 to the rescue today for a car fire...... :eek: Any thoughts??? They must of loved that one...... :D

[sandpuppy]

Kinda disappointed....not learning better ways to pack hose....NOT going to adopt x12 hoseloads....where it's pack from the bottom up and the nozzle sits on top on 200' of preconnect.....watched the nozzle get pull one fine afternoon with a crankn house fire...dropped on the ground...and 200' of hose piled on top of it.....then charged...LOL.........


Hey dad isn't this the same department that at a working fire in sta 9's land one day, their truck shutdown because it overheated, so much for barely used new firetrucks, i'll take our old used and abused trucks anyday

[Flashover21]

express does ur whoo whoo hurt? i may not know everything but usually ur supposed to get to the scene before the house burns down, just my thoughts

[expresshockey35]

nope, my "whoo whoo" is doing fine, buried deep in your mother's mouth.

[Boxalarm104]

Hey flashover they must be trained to burn them down............They do a great job at it!

[X12]

Hey dad isn't this the same department that at a working fire in sta 9's land one day, their truck shutdown because it overheated, so much for barely used new firetrucks, i'll take our old used and abused trucks anyday

At least they shut down,, I remember one fire that someones truck took off all by it's self and side swiped another dept's truck and then went off the road in to the ding weeds... Let's see... who's truck was that now...
Maybe Dad will remember that.

[sandpuppy]

At least they shut down,, I remember one fire that someones truck took off all by it's self and side swiped another dept's truck and then went off the road in to the ding weeds... Let's see... who's truck was that now...
Maybe Dad will remember that.

True i remember that,... nobody got hurt...., two trucks got repaired....., it was tragic and people learned from it. and that truck is gone... all i'm saying with a track record of shutting down.... and i belive its fixed now, at the time i wouldn't have wanted to be the one on the end of the line in a roaring house fire and the line go limp...... because it happened more than once. just glad its fixed ... and your new et is a nice piece i like that one more than your other one.

[X12]

Glad some one does, hahahaha
I still say the old et 1 is the last real fire truck..
that old girl saw some action and did a dam good job at it.

[expresshockey35]

True i remember that,... nobody got hurt...., two trucks got repaired....., it was tragic and people learned from it. and that truck is gone... all i'm saying with a track record of shutting down.... and i belive its fixed now, at the time i wouldn't have wanted to be the one on the end of the line in a roaring house fire and the line go limp...... because it happened more than once. just glad its fixed ... and your new et is a nice piece i like that one more than your other one.

Sandpuppy, I think you should worry more about your "hoseline" going limp in the bedroom with your wife..she doesn't seem to be too impressed lately.

[sandpuppy]

Sandpuppy, I think you should worry more about your "hoseline" going limp in the bedroom with your wife..she doesn't seem to be too impressed lately.


This coming from a guy that gets more excitment from chasing a bunch of guys around on ice...... slappping each other on the ass ........ and playing tickle my hinne with each other in the locker room........ keep doing that your wife can come over here with us two ............... :eek:

[expresshockey35]

keep dreaming....

[Emtmom]

keep dreaming....
AWWW come on Express is that the best you can come back with. Damn this was gettin good! :rolleyes:

[LtDad]

Heard that while both expresso and sandpuppy are out "playing with the boys"....Bose109 is showing your wives how to pack hose.....the Providence way......

[jackas93]

X12 what does x mean? crossdresser at sta. 12 maybe you and bose109 need to play in the sand box together.

[X12]

X for extra large, to take care of your woman for ya.

[MTFD515]

I thought that was for the sheep?????...........

[Towerhook]

Scottish sheep... In Scotland where men are men and sheep are scared....
http://myuseless-info.com/ff_sheep.jpg
Bike "16" responding

[unstable1]

Hampton,chaplin, scotland, canterbury. all the same, just lil hick towns and hillbilly goat raping members. :D . cant all you retards get along? tankers, ladders, and engines oh my oh yeah and a tower in the middle of nowhere. get a grip would ya. oh yeah nothing better to do when the hayfields are all mowed and then get on the net and throw rocks at each other. dumbasses

[expresshockey35]

Scottish sheep... In Scotland were men are men and sheep are scared....
http://myuseless-info.com/ff_sheep.jpg
Bike "16" responding

I can tell you did not do so well in English classes.

[Emtmom]

Hampton,chaplin, scotland, canterbury. all the same, just lil hick towns and hillbilly goat raping members. :D . cant all you retards get along? tankers, ladders, and engines oh my oh yeah and a tower in the middle of nowhere. get a grip would ya. oh yeah nothing better to do when the hayfields are all mowed and then get on the net and throw rocks at each other. dumbasses
The following was posted by Phantom when the board came back up after being down for the summer. READ IT AND THE REST OF THE RULES!

Addition / modification to the rules.

No names* if you want to refer to another member or someone else refer to them as brother or sister, that's what the fire service is really about; isn't it?
*published articles with names are fine.


Since you have just joined us here on the desk I'm SURE you read the rules YOU agreed to follow when you joined.
Since you are new I want to clarify Phantom OWNS and OPERATES the watch desk.

[Flashover21]

ok u need to chill a little bit, firefighters swear and cuss and bust balls! thats life get over it!

[Emtmom]

ok u need to chill a little bit, firefighters swear and cuss and bust balls! thats life get over it!No, I don't need to chill. Honey, I have been around firefighters and dated firefighters since I was 12 yrs old. I have worked with them since 91 as an EMT-D, I know what they are like. I also know that there is no reason to come into a thread and use inappropriate language to call people names. The rules were made by Phantom, I'm just a mod who enforces them. If you use the bad language when your telling a joke, or a story, I don't give you any shit about it, it's only when you get carried away and use it to call someone a name. Members have been suspended for it, so reminding someone of the rules is no big deal.

[expresshockey35]

I think it would be just to ban unstable1 from TWD permanetely for the member's inappropriate posting. As much as I'd love for the member to even think to show their face in our "little hick town" and show him some rural justice myself, appropriate actions should be taken by Emtmom and TWD to prevent these types of posts. Thank you for your time and consideration.

[Towerhook]

Scottish sheep... In Scotland where men are men and sheep are scared....
http://myuseless-info.com/ff_sheep.jpg
Bike "16" responding

Thanks teacher :rolleyes:

[MTFD515]

Down with the unstable one!!!!!! :eek: We will search and find the unstable 1 and stop his madness!!!!!

http://re3.mm-a4.yimg.com/image/1322886800 http://re3.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/2784419345http://re3.mm-a5.yimg.com/image/2022858908

[Emtmom]

Down with the unstable one!!!!!! :eek: We will search and find the unstable 1 and stop his madness!!!!!

Oh this should be good, the blind leading the blind! ROFL

[MTFD515]

ok, I have one better.....

http://re3.mm-a2.yimg.com/image/504700796http://re3.mm-a4.yimg.com/image/1111951156

[unstable1]

hey express bite me you are such a tough guy huh? " ill show him some hick town justice" ooooooh think im as scared of you as the sheep are? i think not. relax just breakin your balls. but then again cant bust them if your wife has them

[expresshockey35]

...and they are in good hands. EMTMOM, are we going to see you at the Elk's in Willi this Friday night? Waiting for some TWD representation at our events....

[Emtmom]

...and they are in good hands. EMTMOM, are we going to see you at the Elk's in Willi this Friday night? Waiting for some TWD representation at our events....
Sorry hon, got to get the firehouse decorated for the spooky spaghetti supper we are having Sat. night. Let me know next time you guys are doing something and I will drag my family down.
You know, your ass was invited here in August, you could have been here.

[expresshockey35]

lamest excuse I've heard so far...decorate it on Saturday.

[Emtmom]

lamest excuse I've heard so far...decorate it on Saturday.
We are decorating the tables and getting silverware and stuff wrappedFriday. Saturday we have to cook the sauce and decorate the bay, for the kids games and pumpkin decorating. We are serving dessert and cider in the bay and having things for the kids out there. BUSY, BUSY, BUSY!

[Emtmom]

Little slime ball struck again yesterday I see. Hope they catch this person or people soon, before anyone gets hurt.

[expresshockey35]

We are decorating the tables and getting silverware and stuff wrappedFriday. Saturday we have to cook the sauce and decorate the bay, for the kids games and pumpkin decorating. We are serving dessert and cider in the bay and having things for the kids out there. BUSY, BUSY, BUSY!

that's really ashame. LtDad was looking forward to meeting you.

[Emtmom]

that's really ashame. LtDad was looking forward to meeting you.
AWWWW, does that mean you aren't? :confused:

[X12]

that's really ashame. LtDad was looking forward to meeting you.


LtDad looks forward to meeting anyone that wears a dress, hahahahaha rofl :D

[sandpuppy]

LtDad looks forward to meeting anyone that wears a dress, hahahahaha rofl :D

THATS WHY EVERYTIME YOU GO OVER THERE YOUR WEARING ONE !!

[Emtmom]

LtDad looks forward to meeting anyone that wears a dress, hahahahaha rofl :DOh then he would be disappointed, I don't even own a dress! :rolleyes:

[sandpuppy]

Oh then he would be disappointed, I don't even own a dress! :rolleyes:

what about your broom??? bet you got that

[Emtmom]

what about your broom??? bet you got that
I ain't got no broom....I think that's in your closet not mine!

[sandpuppy]

I ain't got no broom....I think that's in your closet not mine!


COME ON EXPRESS TOLD ME ALL ABOUT HIS RIDE ON YOUR BROOM MOM... STOP HIDING IT

[Emtmom]

COME ON EXPRESS TOLD ME ALL ABOUT HIS RIDE ON YOUR BROOM MOM... STOP HIDING ITWOW, I took express for a ride and I don't remember. What does that tell you about express? :eek:

[X12]

I ain't got no broom....I think that's in your closet not mine!

There is a lot of things in his closet, right next to the blowup dolls...

[sandpuppy]

WOW, I took express for a ride and I don't remember. What does that tell you about express? :eek:

NEED I SAY MORE!!!

[sandpuppy]

There is a lot of things in his closet, right next to the blowup dolls...

THIS COMING FROM A GUY THAT MODELS SKIRTS FOR A LIVING THEN AGAIN YOU MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE IT OFF THE NEXT TIME YOU GO IN TO A FIRE
:eek:

[Harley05]

THIS COMING FROM A GUY THAT MODELS SKIRTS FOR A LIVING THEN AGAIN YOU MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE IT OFF THE NEXT TIME YOU GO IN TO A FIRE
:eek:
As long as he shaves express will follow him into the fire just to look up that skirt!!! :eek: