firechief46
11-13-2006, 11:56 PM
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Darrel claus was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my azz for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Darrell Claus"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work all night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph Fenny got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those azzholes from the Union sent me a let ter,
They say I owe dues--if that ain't dam funny
Who the hell ever sent Darrell Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little Chits
I spent a whole year funding wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat azz and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my azz for damn near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Darrell Claus"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work all night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
Rudolph Fenny got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those azzholes from the Union sent me a let ter,
They say I owe dues--if that ain't dam funny
Who the hell ever sent Darrell Claus any money?
And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little Chits
I spent a whole year funding wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat azz and draw unemployment.
There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season