Polish Paramedics

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POLISH PARAMEDICS

[NorthSTAR]

How about we make up captions for the above photo?

"Johnny and Roy, having recently completed advanced trauma protocols, attempt to revive a simulated victim of Highlander sword attack."

[Joeyknuckles]

They should use the head for a wheel chalk.
The victim doesn't need it any more:D
You can mail that head to me if it has a round mouth.....lol.......:o

[Bullgod]

"Despite their valiant effort, Johnny and Roy were unable to save the victim."

[Truckman22122]

Originally posted by Joeyknuckles
You can mail that head to me if it has a round mouth.....lol.......:o

Damn dude....you think that head's got that patented velvety touch?:p :p

[Joeyknuckles]

I wouldn't want to think of it any other way....lol..lol:D

[Doc]

I've heard of "pulling ahead in EMS" but this is ridiculous!!!!:rolleyes:

[Bartender]

Originally posted by Bullgod
"Despite their valiant effort, Johnny and Roy were unable to save the victim."
BULLSH!# !!! Johnny and Roy saved everyone!!!
:cool:

[Doc]

Medic #1: "Dude, are you using tongue???"

Medic #2: "Dude, are you feeling her up???"

~~~~~Sorry, I went there!!!!:eek:

[Joe Fireman]

im not really sure johnny but i believe
this one has trachial deviation

[PimpOnDuty]

And we can guarantee one thing...the patient will probably still try to sue...:)

[HAZWOPER]

How do you tube that?

[PimpOnDuty]

very carefully.

[pmedic8991]

Who said you need a head to tube??? lol...plus, it looks like the dude at the head is sucking snot out of the patient instead of giving breaths, hmmmm.

[medicerik]

If the ventilations are more than three steps from the compressions......