SVFD Training 6/11

[expresshockey35]

Just to let everyone know, there will be an open training session at Station 16 this monday night. Here's the course info:

Subject: How to use a condom
Instructor: LtDad

This is a vital course, especially for our younger members. If you miss this course, the make up course is listed below:

Subject: How to change diapers
Instructor: Sandpuppy

Hope to see you all there.

[LtDad]

Great post from our el-presidenti, a guy who wouldn't,couldn't and or didn't pass even a FF I course....

[expresshockey35]

Man, I really should get that taken care of, you know, with all the fire we run....our bigger concern should be this training...since I hear some of the younger kids might be heading to early parenthood...

[FF IN TRAINING]

Great post from our el-presidenti, a guy who wouldn't,couldn't and or didn't pass even a FF I course....


Nice try.... But currently you have a rescue LT that is on your command now...... By the way speaking of which cutting up cars is a FF 2 application...... Is that person FF 2 ? NOPE. Comments ? I guess express that it is ok to cut yourself up with cutters and not have the cert but not ok to go into a burniing building ? Either way you look at it...... Either one are not qualified, but he picks on you ? At least you tried the class....

So ltdad........ ???

[LtDad]

Thank you for informing me on the meaning of monday nights training post....I'll be resetting alarms and wont be able to attend. Do we have a little Pooh Bear on the way...??? If so I'll take that 2nd crying towel I bought for FF in training and make a diaper out of it....

[FF IN TRAINING]

Thank you for informing me on the meaning of monday nights training post....I'll be resetting alarms and wont be able to attend. Do we have a little Pooh Bear on the way...??? If so I'll take that 2nd crying towel I bought for FF in training and make a diaper out of it....

Little pooh bear ? Maybe you should make him/her a officer before they are born, they are more help than what you have.. Sounds like a decision you would make anyhow.

Want to lower morale even more ? Just a FYI I received 4 emails today from different members asking what the hell is going on !!! Cant lower morale anymore than what it is now....You can only go up.... Want my gear ?

how would you like me to start my letter to the selectwoman ? Dear Selectwoman......I was on this website etc..... Did anyone forget ? If I could reach I would smack you back into reality !! Ohhhh has someone else done this before me yet ?

[LtDad]

Like I said in a previous post..."The membership has the right to accept/reject and vote a member off the floor for each position" It has been done before....Is there a part of that procedure you dont understand ???...Instead of snibbling on the TWD....you should put your efforts into promoting yourself....glad to hear you got 4 votes already....

Tic Toc the bomb blew off....

[justtruckin']

I could teach the daiper class, but what is a condom?

[expresshockey35]

It's like a latex glove, just with one finger hole.

[FF IN TRAINING]

Like I said in a previous post..."The membership has the right to accept/reject and vote a member off the floor for each position" It has been done before....Is there a part of that procedure you dont understand ???...Instead of snibbling on the TWD....you should put your efforts into promoting yourself....glad to hear you got 4 votes already....

Tic Toc the bomb blew off....

You never mentioned the procedure of" kissing your ass" that is the problem.....

[justtruckin']

I could of used that class 8 years ago.

[vanhalenou812_1]

LtDad and FF in Training...I think this thread is to discuss younger members and their lack of birth control knowledge, not to discuss how much you two hate each other, so if you could just pick up and move yourselves to another thread with your crying and bitching, that would be great. Thank you for your anticipated cooperation in this matter.

[FF IN TRAINING]

LtDad and FF in Training...I think this thread is to discuss younger members and their lack of birth control knowledge, not to discuss how much you two hate each other, so if you could just pick up and move yourselves to another thread with your crying and bitching, that would be great. Thank you for your anticipated cooperation in this matter.


Now there is a positive statement. I have said my peace. I am not fighting with anyone......I am stating facts.

[jackas93]

FF in TRAINING
If your ever stuck in your truck, I'll be more than happy to tell you that I'll not FF2 and go home

[expresshockey35]

training is going good tonight. Someone forgot the bananas, but we found a few dill pickles to use. Hope these boys learn quick before 16 has another baby boom.

[FF IN TRAINING]

training is going good tonight. Someone forgot the bananas, but we found a few dill pickles to use. Hope these boys learn quick before 16 has another baby boom.

19 1/2 days remaining............

[justtruckin']

You are going to be the next 16b call if you keep it up.

[FF IN TRAINING]

You are going to be the next 16b call if you keep it up.

And it will be viewed as revenue, too bad i won't pay the bill.

[justtruckin']

Where is Sandpuppy? Did you get your freedom of speech taken away?

[justtruckin']

Hey Jackas, don't forget to call out dead the 22nd.

[career FF=rehab]

Hey Jackas, don't forget to call out dead the 22nd.

July 7th...... The date is set !! 07/07/07

[sandpuppy]

Where is Sandpuppy? Did you get your freedom of speech taken away?

No dude just trying to sit back and alot of family problems i will pm you and tell you about it seeing you hate me and won't come talk to me lol

[justtruckin']

Sorry to hear about that. Maybe its time to take a break from that god damn firehouse. It seems it only causes problems for everyone.

[expresshockey35]

the next scheduled break is 7/7/07...got that, justtruckin'?

[jackas93]

I haven't forgot

[justtruckin']

I am on my break.

[sandpuppy]

I thought that was everyday????

[justtruckin']

I now understand. Count me in for now.

[justtruckin']

When using the tower someone needs to check to make sure it is put away the right way. Nice crushed chainsaw box. WTF!!!!!

[sandpuppy]

When using the tower someone needs to check to make sure it is put away the right way. Nice crushed chainsaw box. WTF!!!!!
HUH??????? Must have been the chief.

[FF IN TRAINING]

HUH??????? Must have been the deputy chief.


I fully agree. WOW, you even rat yourself out ? read your message ? :eek:

[sandpuppy]

I fully agree. WOW, you even rat yourself out ? read your message ? :eek:

Well we know it wasn't you....... You can't even pump with the powerwagon.... Maybe he was the one that put diesel in a gas motor....... my hero

[FF IN TRAINING]

Well we know it wasn't you....... You can't even pump with the powerwagon.... Maybe he was the one that put diesel in a gas motor....... my hero

Speaking of pumping...... How is the ol suck pump ? Lips hurt yet ?

[sandpuppy]

Speaking of pumping...... How is the ol suck pump ? Lips hurt yet ?

Sorry since you came into the department you took that job from pooh bear... Did he give you lessons?

[FF IN TRAINING]

Sorry since you came into the department you took that job from pooh bear... Did he give you lessons?

No, I just went with the flow....... Do I get a patch (please make it a rainbow patch) for that if I take the training ?

[expresshockey35]

sandpuppy and FF in Training are so cute!!!! AWWWWW!!!!

[justtruckin']

7-07-07 is no good for me. Sorry.

[LtDad]

Just for the record....I was part of the rearrangement of the chain saw box.... It was a simple case of checking the saw out/equipment check by a member....The box was inadvertantly moved under the boom area when the aerial was being restored.....That happened back in January....

[Harley05]

Just for the record....I was part of the rearrangement of the chain saw box.... It was a simple case of checking the saw out/equipment check by a member....The box was inadvertantly moved under the boom area when the aerial was being restored.....That happened back in January....
Funny thing is that it took someone 6 months to find the crushed box. So much for the Wensday night tower training! And why didn't the tower crew find this and report it.

[justtruckin']

Why wasn't it fixed? Oh I forgot, no money, no pride. Used and abused. Big changes. Tire shops do go out at night. You people are cheap.

[FF IN TRAINING]

Why wasn't it fixed? Oh I forgot, no money, no pride. Used and abused. Big changes. Tire shops do go out at night. You people are cheap.

What the hell is going on.... I do not show up for a week and this stuff happens ? I knew I should of ran for chief !!! :confused: :D

[sandpuppy]

What the hell is going on.... I do not show up for a week and this stuff happens ? I knew I should of ran for chief !!! :confused: :D

Too late the circus just left town there're missing the ring master call LT Dad he has the number

[FF IN TRAINING]

Too late the circus just left town there're missing the ring master call LT Dad he has the number

I did, but his message said, he was already in the middle of another show.....Something about the clown car act ???

[sandpuppy]

Now Thats Funny And After Today I Needed A Laugh Thanks

[expresshockey35]

circus is in town the last Tuesday of every month...it's called a BOD meeting, starring Lt Dad and his "33" ways of doing things.

[FF IN TRAINING]

circus is in town the last Tuesday of every month...it's called a BOD meeting, starring Lt Dad and his "33" ways of doing things.

There has to be admission to this top quality show.......Does LTDAD always make an appearance ? Or is he always on the road ? I heard going south is only 6 hours away.