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FF IN TRAINING
06-16-2007, 11:35 AM
So what about those fires there sparky ? Have there been any lately ?

.... WAITING for the BIG medical !!!

What about those BOGUS Fire dept's, what about politics, what about no water, what about anything in the fire service ?

There now we can stay on thread..... Say what you want, if you are offended , GET OUT !!!

Emtmom
06-16-2007, 03:27 PM
As long as there are no threats made and you don't post a persons real name, there will be no censorship!

FF IN TRAINING
06-16-2007, 04:53 PM
Thank You Emt Mom...... I Thik That Some Of Us Need To Vent, And It Makes For Interesting Reading !!! Let The Bull Crap Begin !!!

And as your "NEW" moderator, I promise many mre changes in the future..... Elect me and you will want to come to TWD more often !!!

LtDad
06-16-2007, 05:23 PM
I nominate FF in Training as "Bathroom" lieutenant....is there a second...?

unstable2
06-16-2007, 07:16 PM
I'll second that

sandpuppy
06-16-2007, 09:01 PM
All those in favor say aye!!!!

expresshockey35
06-16-2007, 09:17 PM
All those in favor say aye!!!!

hey, wait, that's MY job!

FF IN TRAINING
06-17-2007, 09:42 AM
hey, wait, that's MY job!

You have a title ? I was begining to think that election of president was coming up....... Seen you quite a bit lately !!!

FF IN TRAINING
06-17-2007, 02:42 PM
I nominate FF in Training as "Bathroom" lieutenant....is there a second...?

At least you know some of your people will get proper training somewhere in the firehouse...... 20 years, and you still have people that look at a ladder and say.... what is that used for. Good Job.......Be proud, they all have blue lights though.

FF IN TRAINING
06-17-2007, 02:46 PM
As previous mentioned TWD is having their annual elections.... As being asked to put together the list of potentials, please let me know if you would like to become a candidate, PM's are accepted. The election night will take place July 2, 2007 from 7:30pm - 10:00pm EST. Voting will take place at that time, I am sure most of you have nothing to do on that night anyhow, so please be sure to be here for the exciting event !!!

justtruckin'
06-17-2007, 02:58 PM
Heard you guys have cancelled the elections, can't afford to turn the lights on in the hall.

jackas93
06-17-2007, 03:07 PM
That's not the reason. The real reason is nobody is qualified to run in the elections

expresshockey35
06-17-2007, 03:58 PM
That's not the reason. The real reason is nobody is qualified to run in the elections

actually, low standards allow for canidates.

FF IN TRAINING
06-17-2007, 07:29 PM
actually, low standards allow for canidates.

I thought it was because the Elementary School did not have enough pencils and erasers for FD to use........ They heard there might be a lot of scratching going on...

FF IN TRAINING
06-17-2007, 07:46 PM
That's not the reason. The real reason is nobody is qualified to run in the elections

And you are ?

greengiant68
06-17-2007, 08:21 PM
Oh fun is.....................retirement!!!!!!!!!!!!!

greengiant68
06-17-2007, 08:26 PM
FF ! DANCE TO THE MUSIC....... Think about it ....... if you can.....need a hint? 17

FF IN TRAINING
06-17-2007, 08:36 PM
FF ! DANCE TO THE MUSIC....... Think about it ....... if you can.....need a hint? 17

Ya I get it.......And rght back at ya for the 17 !!! Do not celebrate retirment just yet....... White shields are being made

Are you putting your name for moderator ? Those are the only elections that I know that are worth attending !!

justtruckin'
06-17-2007, 08:41 PM
I heard Mr Magoo and Mickey Mouse will be attending the elections.

justtruckin'
06-17-2007, 08:44 PM
Future officers are at the station right now training. Nice to finally see this actually happening. I guess when certain people are at home things get done.(On their computer).LOL

FF IN TRAINING
06-17-2007, 08:49 PM
Future officers are at the station right now training. Nice to finally see this actually happening. I guess when certain people are at home things get done.(On their computer).LOL

You have so much to say, why don't you take a stand up to the plate, and get called names, get talked about, get hit by the pitch...... You know , take one for the team, but no, you are the damn sideline coach, saying well you should have done it this way, or maybe try this next time...... Time to get your name in lights their superstar !!!

justtruckin'
06-17-2007, 08:52 PM
I tried that 10 years ago. Didn't happen then, will never happen now. I think I will vote for Magoo.

unstable1
06-17-2007, 08:55 PM
hey ff in training you get into office yet in 16 land or u moving back to 95 land and run their chief out?

justtruckin'
06-17-2007, 08:57 PM
How far have you gotten running your mouth? Stay on the ambulance where you belong and we'll all be happy.

justtruckin'
06-17-2007, 09:04 PM
Got to go, they just yelled for the coach!

FF IN TRAINING
06-17-2007, 09:09 PM
How far have you gotten running your mouth? Stay on the ambulance where you belong and we'll all be happy.

Naaaa, I need to show you abot fires, it is hard to understand that someone knows more than you huh ? Gosh you would not be good at a spelling bee.... Oh look I found a picture of you in your younger days..Not much has changed.

FF IN TRAINING
06-17-2007, 09:10 PM
hey ff in training you get into office yet in 16 land or u moving back to 95 land and run their chief out?

Pending litigation. I have been asked by many to maybe think about moving back to 95 land. Naaaa, 16 is way too much more fun !! Heck with the calls, I love the politics more.

unstable1
06-17-2007, 09:20 PM
Pending litigation. I have been asked by many to maybe think about moving back to 95 land. Naaaa, 16 is way too much more fun !! Heck with the calls, I love the politics more.


like the sheep too much :D

LtDad
06-17-2007, 11:18 PM
FF in Training.........ahhh forget it.....I just typed alot about Justruckn and his experience.....it would go through one of your ears and out the other one.....

FF IN TRAINING
06-18-2007, 09:53 AM
FF in Training.........ahhh forget it.....I just typed alot about Justruckn and his experience.....it would go through one of your ears and out the other one.....

Oh I started with yours..... Here we were drinking Blue Moon, and I knew this guy for 10 years, blah blah blah, blahhhhhhhhhh,........... Blue Moon runs out !!!

The funny part not one bit of the above is for the FD, ahhh, is it all bullshit, you know your expierence, everything you have done ?

FF IN TRAINING
06-18-2007, 10:43 AM
like the sheep too much :D

Love em, better than half the chics I dated, that laid there and never made a moan..... At least I hear baaaaaaa baaaaaaa :D :eek: :D :eek:

unstable1
06-18-2007, 12:31 PM
Love em, better than half the chics I dated, that laid there and never made a moan..... At least I hear baaaaaaa baaaaaaa :D :eek: :D :eek:


hope the standard issued gloves in scotland are made of velcro:) :D

LtDad
06-18-2007, 02:35 PM
Love em, better than half the chics I dated, that laid there and never made a moan..... At least I hear baaaaaaa baaaaaaa :D :eek: :D :eek:

I'll bet ALL the "chicks" laid there wondering when you were going to start not knowing that you already finished................

FF IN TRAINING
06-18-2007, 02:59 PM
I'll bet ALL the "chicks" laid there wondering when you were going to start not knowing that you already finished................

At least I did not have a kid in every county in MD. Gosh, how do I become just like you ?

expresshockey35
06-18-2007, 11:05 PM
FF in Training has a new swimming pool.

In other news, the drop tank off ET-116 is missing.

FF IN TRAINING
06-18-2007, 11:13 PM
FF in Training has a new swimming pool.

In other news, the drop tank off ET-116 is missing.

I see that you either did not go to Broms or that one beer is kicking in now, and you can not handle anymore !!

LtDad
06-19-2007, 09:54 AM
FF in Training has a new swimming pool.

In other news, the drop tank off ET-116 is missing.



You're kidding.......right....?? :eek:

jackas93
06-19-2007, 09:43 PM
I saw a local fire dept. started a new business to raise funds. Scotland trailer leasing and sales.

jackas93
06-19-2007, 09:48 PM
Last night I was driving around and I saw the funniest thing a mix breed fire truck 1/3 engine 1/3 rescue 1/3 aerial I think it may have been built by Tonka truck and sold at Benny’s

FF IN TRAINING
06-19-2007, 10:45 PM
I saw a local fire dept. started a new business to raise funds. Scotland trailer leasing and sales.
Rumor has it they are about start another new business..... They entered the fire service !!!

justtruckin'
06-20-2007, 08:07 PM
Did you see the front bumper of that tonka truck? Can you imagine rolling out an attack line that is packed like a donut roll at a fire?!

FF IN TRAINING
06-20-2007, 10:10 PM
Did you see the front bumper of that tonka truck? Can you imagine rolling out an attack line that is packed like a donut roll at a fire?!

Donut roll..... LTDAD told me I would have to leave town to get one of those, you know up the road.... We have one on our attack truck ? Is it next to the box of joe ?

jackas93
06-23-2007, 02:41 PM
Ambulance out of service for 16 hours because of a flat tire . Who the hell is the chief over their

expresshockey35
06-23-2007, 10:08 PM
you mean that we didn't have a can of Fix-A-Flat kicking around?

jackas93
06-23-2007, 10:15 PM
They had a whole case of that shit but had to use them in the box trailers so they could move them to the fire house

expresshockey35
06-23-2007, 11:33 PM
actually, I think those trailers have better tires and see more maintainence than the fire apparatus 50 yards away.

LtDad
06-23-2007, 11:39 PM
Well excuse "US" Mr jackass for making a descision to have repair work done next morning and not have some fly by night road service come in and air up the tires without investigating why it went flat in the first place. The company that did fix it at 0900 hrs found that the valve stem let loose.......And fyi all apparatus passed federal inspections except 1, guess which 1....

expresshockey35
06-24-2007, 01:13 AM
passing a federal inspection is a good start. And why would an ambulance be left down overnight over a valve stem? There's a lot of established tire repair companies in the area with 24hr road service.

sandpuppy
06-24-2007, 01:56 AM
Including the one that came out and fixed it!!!

FF IN TRAINING
06-24-2007, 09:20 AM
Well excuse "US" Mr jackass for making a descision to have repair work done next morning and not have some fly by night road service come in and air up the tires without investigating why it went flat in the first place. The company that did fix it at 0900 hrs found that the valve stem let loose.......And fyi all apparatus passed federal inspections except 1, guess which 1....

No excuse for having your "revenue" maker out of service, how are you going to pay for your loans you want to take out ? You just missed out on $350 for missing that one call. isn't this the mostly used piece we have ? and to let it sit........ bad decision, and the dicipline policy should be utilized for this case.....

LtDad
06-24-2007, 11:45 AM
I can count on 1 hand the number times in the last 20 years a mutual aide ambulance ran the call for in town medicals. And perhaps you should concentrate on the following:

1. Completion of medical run sheets.
2. Completion of billing sheet.
3. "33" in NOT coming up....18 is and their cheif would take one look at you, laugh,
turn around and go back home....

FF IN TRAINING
06-24-2007, 12:01 PM
I can count on 1 hand the number times in the last 20 years a mutual aide ambulance ran the call for in town medicals. And perhaps you should concentrate on the following:

1. Completion of medical run sheets.
2. Completion of billing sheet.
3. "33" in NOT coming up....18 is and their cheif would take one look at you, laugh,
turn around and go back home....

Well like everything else, you must be doing something wrong, becaause that one call just moved it to the other hand to count on..... And this has been since Feb 2005. Go run your reports, tell me what you get. Oh my bad, can't run reports, when your paperwork is all over the place in your office.....Looks like a blizzard that never went away with all of that white paper !!

By the way, 18 should feel at home, heck they are coming to 33 JR ...... Just a little bit further to come, what are you going to show them ? .....Starting with a keg of Blue Moon ?


I can not remember when I posted this message...... Looks like you cut and pasted this...... I remember telling you all this at one time. It does not matter how many times an ambulance comes into our town, it is the point that something should have been fixed right away..... Exlain to the town we had a flat tire, and that those 5 minutes could of saved that life...... If your truck gets a flat, how long do you wait to fix it ???

Here I made a checklist for you

A: Training
B: Learn to use a radio, not a computer for TWD
C: Electrical Class
D: Towing Class
E: Dress Class ( No class A in meeting,but members were)
F: Drinking Class....... You just can not keep up !!

See you soon !!!

LtDad
06-24-2007, 03:03 PM
Little sensitive today aren't we...and it is counting on one hand....and I should take a lesson or 2 from you how to keep an office free of paper...being that you make a good office secretary for the indians.....

FF IN TRAINING
06-24-2007, 03:08 PM
Little sensitive today aren't we...and it is counting on one hand....and I should take a lesson or 2 from you how to keep an office free of paper...being that you make a good office secretary for the indians.....

Don't you have alarms to reset somewhere ? I am far from sensitive.... Just when you know you are right, then you are right !!! If you are sensitive, must be the thruth hitting a nerve...As i remember "Youare right, I had stuff laying on the other desk"........I am sure I can show you a think or two on how to organize, yet what about that pumping ? Another week goes by and nothing !!! but remember Things are changing !!! ...... :rolleyes:

jackas93
06-24-2007, 03:27 PM
I see that the powerwagon has a broken axle again. Did I miss a brush fire or were they using it as a taxi. If you can't drive a standard stay the fuck out of it

FF IN TRAINING
06-24-2007, 10:14 PM
I see that the powerwagon has a broken axle again. Did I miss a brush fire or were they using it as a taxi. If you can't drive a standard stay the fuck out of it

Ask you chief, he might know something that is going on down there......Ahhh maybe not nevermind.

justtruckin'
06-25-2007, 03:45 PM
Another truck that should be sent down the road. If you can't see a brush fire from the road, bring in the state forest wackers. Thats what they are there for.?

justtruckin'
06-25-2007, 03:47 PM
When is the new plastic fire truck going to be in service?

jackas93
06-25-2007, 06:31 PM
As soon as they pick up enough plastic bottles off the side of the road to recycle. What were they doing at the church parking lot on the steep hill to break an axle. Brick Boy was driving it . If you can't drive on flat ground what makes you think you can drive on a hill. DFA

expresshockey35
06-25-2007, 10:18 PM
if you twist and break a rear axle shaft, isn't it a good idea to open the banjo and check the differential for damage / metal pieces? Guess not according to the lead mechanic singing "Green Acres is the place for me..."

LtDad
06-25-2007, 11:34 PM
Get the facts straight here. The lead engineer did not drive the truck back. The deputy did.....

FF IN TRAINING
06-26-2007, 03:52 PM
Get the facts straight here. The lead engineer did not drive the truck back. The deputy did.....

get the facts straight..... Why do this now ? You really want to get facts straight, lets talk !! :eek:

Fact one: Brom's closes at 9:30pm. Why could I not get a good night of drinking in a week prior to elections ? But heck, pumping is fun, I am sure I will not see how to do it again until next election period...

greengiant68
06-26-2007, 07:06 PM
Express you just stay in your office and play with your computer and when the work and drills are done we will E-mail you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIC, TOOOO never mind won't waste a good landmine!

FF IN TRAINING
06-26-2007, 10:50 PM
Express you just stay in your office and play with your computer and when the work and drills are done we will E-mail you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIC, TOOOO never mind won't waste a good landmine!

He think he is too good for training...... Maybe next week's training will be how to seal envelopes, and put a computer back in the dayroom..... I can hear the excuses now.... I was about to do it......Ok.

jackas93
06-26-2007, 11:35 PM
I wanted to go but I had to go look at new fire trucks. Something you guy's don't know about

FF IN TRAINING
06-27-2007, 09:24 AM
I wanted to go but I had to go look at new fire trucks. Something you guy's don't know about

Give it time, it takes a lot of time to correct years of errors !!

expresshockey35
06-27-2007, 12:19 PM
Express you just stay in your office and play with your computer and when the work and drills are done we will E-mail you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIC, TOOOO never mind won't waste a good landmine!

hey, I'm just a dumb kid...I was just asking a simple question. You know, I asked several mechanics, most with 25-30 years of experience, and they seemed to believe that the differential should be examined for damaged, especially considering that the shaft twisted, which probably caused a signifigant amount of stress to the splines. But hey, what do they know, they only make money 40 hours a week doing that kind of work. I'll stick to doing the computers, it's what I know, and how about those who know tree trimming stick to tree trimming, and those who know how to run an asphalt plant stick to running an asphalt plant, and those who know how to reset fire alarms stick to resetting fire alarms, and those who nobody knows exactly what they do (FF in Training), stick to doing nothing all day.

expresshockey35
06-27-2007, 12:22 PM
He think he is too good for training...... Maybe next week's training will be how to seal envelopes, and put a computer back in the dayroom..... I can hear the excuses now.... I was about to do it......Ok.

I heard that if you miss training sessions, you can become captain. Oops, did I SAY THAT???

FF IN TRAINING
06-27-2007, 12:25 PM
[QUOTE=expresshockey35]I heard that if you miss training sessions, you can become captain. Oops, did I SAY THAT???[/QUOT


ROFLMAO.........As far as doing nothing all day long.... Jealous ?

And the less you show up the more you move up, common sense !! LMAO :cool:

expresshockey35
08-12-2007, 11:11 AM
16's own "K-Fed" got married yesterday...congrats...hope you have better luck than I did...