Joke

[fungirlwriter]

I didn't write it..just sharing... :)

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they
got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
Kemo Sabe, look towards sky; what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of
galaxies.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three
in the morning.Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we
are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will
have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo *&%#. Someone stole tent."

[TruckieorDuckie]

BALTIMORE (AP) - A seven-year-old Baltimore, Maryland boy was at the center of a Baltimore courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly, refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Baltimore Ravens, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

[fungirlwriter]

Priceless.

[fungirlwriter]

awesme pics in album!