Just wondering.........................

[LtDad]

1. How has everybody been ?
2. Everybody been playing well in the sandbox ?
3. IT has been brought to my attention that the department would get more
participation from its members by installing a F@#$%'n candy machine....
MY question is what departments have them, and are they really an
inspiration for members to attend training sessions ???

[Emtmom]

HEY Lt Dad, doing ok here, how the heck have you been? Sand box has been VERY VERY emtpy for a while.

[HOOKMAN]

I bet if you put Little Debbie cream pies in the machine and tell Jackass, he will put the closed sign up at the General Store, get in the truck, turn the dink light on and respond immediatley. :D

[jackas93]

Hookman, I like the cream from little debbies.I bet you like cream from big freddies

[Tomtom]

Finally some life from Windham County, just when I thought the one computer in Scotland had been relegated to the scrap heap, a small ray of light emerges.

[HOOKMAN]

Im actually lactose intolerant and besides this thread was about the candy machine, not the little boys your offering up that are hidden in your basement.:eek:

[LtDad]

So&So due to what ***** is doing at work and the nights, and from sep to oct I have to go to middletown three nights a week for telecommuincator class for work I will have to be replaced on this committee. ******and ****** is on it you will need another I will help with the info I have but not sure If I can furfill the whole thing to get it done in time.*****

#1. Can anybody tell me what "furfill" means ???
#2. This person just completed Connecticuts' Fire Instructor I class.
#3. This is a shining example of why I have a problem with Connecticuts certification of
fire instructors !
#4 Please dont get your panties in a knot and run to the town administration and RAT
me out.

[HOOKMAN]

Lt. i can help you out on #1, but you'll have to consult with others on 2,3&4.

The word furfill you might think is 2 syllables, but actually is one syllable word.
Furfill is a rare endangered species from the gerbil family. So now your wondering how did they get into the state of Connecticut. I did some research and the information I obtained lead me to a shemale named Jackass.
This is a hermaphrodite who could'nt get laid in a whorehouse if he had a thousand bucks on him. So any cheap thrill will give him pleasure to last at least 30min. It was nothing for jackass to stick a gerbil up into his rectum , so it could tickle his prostate. But one day he put what he thought was a gerbil into his side C and it never came out. When it did it was something he had never seen before. After much research he found out it was a furfill. Knowing that it was from the gerbil family the furfill was jammed back up into his anoose (A-NEW-OOS).
Well Lt. i hope i was of some help:)

[LtDad]

That thoroughly explains #1. Thanks for the education Hookman.

I dont think I'll ever be able to look at Jackass and not wonder what else he has up his "anoose"

[wsfd44]

1. How has everybody been ?
2. Everybody been playing well in the sandbox ?
3. IT has been brought to my attention that the department would get more
participation from its members by installing a F@#$%'n candy machine....
MY question is what departments have them, and are they really an
inspiration for members to attend training sessions ???

1: OK Here
2: Been pretty quiet on all the forums
3: We have a F*****g candy machine AND a soda machine. Nope...no inspiration or increase in attendance there,,,, But... We can pass a $5000 expenditure on a new set of cutters in 45 seconds, yet debate for an hour about the M****r F*****g snack machines...

[HOOKMAN]

Your key board must be malfunctioning.....For those that are illiterate like Jackass he meant Mother F****r and F***ing. Not*******:eek:

[wsfd44]

@!$%^***?<>, @!!!&%$()

[LtDad]

Not surprised wsfd44, of the split second decision for the new style cutters and the 1hour + debate on a snack machine. In a few more years when the "Old School" guys that are left turn in their gear, then that decision making process for a snack machine will be a split second one too...

[expresshockey35]

Not surprised wsfd44, of the split second decision for the new style cutters and the 1hour + debate on a snack machine. In a few more years when the "Old School" guys that are left turn in their gear, then that decision making process for a snack machine will be a split second one too...

you're just upset that they outlawed those old time cigarette machines.
http://www.wardlowauc.com/Auctions/Auc267/NationalCigaretteMachine.JPG

[guess-who-i-am]

i see all of these postings all around for classes at 16. now you have a candy machine coming in ? sounds like 16 is getting up in the world with the rest of the fire departements i appauld you guys. what is next to come ?

[justtruckin']

What classes? What fire departments? Candy machine? Next? Lets make more ambo drivers!

[expresshockey35]

With all the crying going on in the departments, what we really need is a Kleenex machine...or maybe a tampon machine for all of those on their periods.

[guess-who-i-am]

so these classes are fake??

[LtDad]

At $.25/tissue or for the other items, I think our "Bi-Polar" EMS instructor would feel justified to triple his bill......and double the sales tax.....:eek:

[guess-who-i-am]

so i take it as a male instructor since you mentioned "his. I work at a somewhat local place and what directed to "his classes heard good things but it seems different?

[jackas93]

Maybe 16 can get a machine to shit out a new chief

[expresshockey35]

so i take it as a male instructor since you mentioned "his. I work at a somewhat local place and what directed to "his classes heard good things but it seems different?

Guess who I am, no matter how hard you try to hide your writing style with intentional misspellings, it's very easy to tell who you are.

[justtruckin']

Now I know how it feels to be thrown out of a truck! Thanks Prez.

[guess-who-i-am]

Well theprez is wrong again. Because he works nights and would no able to post this message. Dumb dumb. Now I know why 16 sucks



Now I know how it feels to be thrown out of a truck! Thanks Prez.

[expresshockey35]

Now I know how it feels to be thrown out of a truck! Thanks Prez.

Still not as effective as throwing your own brother out of a truck.

[expresshockey35]

jackas93, what size tampon do you take? If what hookman says is true, then we're gonna have to get you a pretty big size for the tampon dispenser. Get back to me on that one.

[guess-who-i-am]

Warning Warning Warning !!! Ha Ha Expresshockey,do Not Play By The Rules, You Get Warned

You Really Thought It Was Someone Else. This Is Going To Be Fun !!!

Enjoy Your Donuts And Subway

[expresshockey35]

to be honest, I don't think anyone really cares who you are, on and off this board.

[LtDad]

I certainly dont care either, other than if it isnt him...then there's another retard out there just like him.....:eek:

Expresso, "33" does the job(s) with dedication and commitment.....2 items lacking in alot of departments

[jackas93]

I tried the new machine out at the sta. I inserted .25$ and pushed the button for chief . Well what I got was my money back and a small bag of crap with a note saying THIS IS BETTER THAN WHAT YOU HAVE NOW. For the money return well it's like everything else down there it's broke

[guess-who-i-am]

I certainly dont care either, other than if it isnt him...then there's another retard out there just like him.....:eek:

Expresso, "33" does the job(s) with dedication and commitment.....2 items lacking in alot of departments


I am glad he has a good working relationship with you maybe he should try to get his personal one together first / great team work. this just in here is a picture of expresso after he/she got warned

oh yes i know a lot , your poor instructor is reading all of this but afraid to come on/ if people knew who this was then i would lose my career (FF) job

[expresshockey35]

I certainly dont care either, other than if it isnt him...then there's another retard out there just like him.....:eek:

Expresso, "33" does the job(s) with dedication and commitment.....2 items lacking in alot of departments

Oh, trust me, I'm not questioning that. I'm just wondering when you're going to add "33" pants to your costume.

[expresshockey35]

I tried the new machine out at the sta. I inserted .25$ and pushed the button for chief . Well what I got was my money back and a small bag of crap with a note saying THIS IS BETTER THAN WHAT YOU HAVE NOW. For the money return well it's like everything else down there it's broke

I knew we should have bought a machine that was handicap accessible. Sorry that I didn't keep you in mind, jackas93. Perhaps a local instructor can hold a class on how to use it, although he'll probably get mad at the department and overcharge us.

[guess-who-i-am]

I knew we should have bought a machine that was handicap accessible. Sorry that I didn't keep you in mind, jackas93. Perhaps a local instructor can hold a class on how to use it, although he'll probably get mad at the department and overcharge us.

i heard you guys should each have your own knob to pull on the machine. but it seems to your membership that you are pulling each other knobs(below the belt) in hope of reelections changes are coming put in no money receive stupidy

[expresshockey35]

i heard you guys should each have your own knob to pull on the machine. but it seems to your membership that you are pulling each other knobs(below the belt) in hope of reelections changes are coming put in no money receive stupidy

how's the view from the sidelines?

[guess-who-i-am]

how's the view from the sidelines?


before i go to work, the view is great, just like the view you have when playing hockey !!! :D or do you play? nobody sess a weight reduction :confused:

[expresshockey35]

I stopped playing hockey to spend more time with your wife.

[guess-who-i-am]

I stopped playing hockey to spend more time with your wife.


once again your wrong dumb dumb i am not married. i heard you should be worried about an outstanding bill. and having a mutual aid ambulance at your station cause your own members can not use the equipment. like 4 of your members said last night at training. this place is a joke. how embarrising to have a out of town ambulance to show people, after seeing what you have, i think all instructors that teach there should have out of town equipment come there, it is a joke:rolleyes:

[expresshockey35]

I'll give you a shovel, you keep digging that hole and bury yourself in it..we'll stick a flag in the ground to mark the spot.

[guess-who-i-am]

I'll give you a shovel, you keep digging that hole and bury yourself in it..we'll stick a flag in the ground to mark the spot.

how can i , i live about 30 minutes fromn your crappy station. i am taking your emt class with our stations equipment :eek:

[expresshockey35]

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