Concerned about The Chief

[expresshockey35]

I'm hoping that someone can help a chief I know who's having a tough time emotionally right now. His officers (aka his illegitemate children), are not playing well together, and are throwing sand in the sandbox. Their behavior is more that he can handle, and I'm afraid he's heading for a breakdown. I know that he sufferes from early forms of alzheimer's and a diesease know as "33"icitis, which neither has a known cure. All of these elements have made him very irriatible lately, making him difficult to work with.

I am taking up collections to take this man to a local strip club, where I am hopeful his mood will change, and he will remember that there is something to live for. Please donate what you can to this noble cause.

Thank you. :cool:

[HOOKMAN]

Taking him to your favorite Gay bar and watching Jackass strip isnt going to make him happy....;)

[Ghetto FF]

Taking him to your favorite Gay bar and watching Jackass strip isnt going to make him happy....;)

Damn Hook, is there any state you have not invaded?

[HOOKMAN]

Yeah Alaska...:D Gotta roll and see what's brewin in Anchorage:confused:Maybe they'll invite me out to the Bearing Sea for some crab fishin...

[LtDad]

Can I go ???

[Emtmom]

Can I go ???
To Alaska or the strip bar????? :confused:

[LtDad]

Alaska !!!

[jackas93]

I don't mind helping a chief but it won't be that one.

[HOOKMAN]

Mom ill take you too both Ill wait outside while you go in to see Jack do his thang....Me and Lt got the Dramamine for the fishing trip so you wont yak while were pullin the pods out of the frigid waters. Jack im glad to see your being honest. You wont just strip for anyone. You got alot of pizazz....:o I knew you worked at the Gay strip club due to expresshockey telling us on here of oneday putting his hot dog in your buns:eek:
Gotta go back to the Alaska thread where ive just been called a dumb a##......Ill i asked is if Eskimo's shit ice cubes. A lil sensitive up there in Palin Country:rolleyes:

[expresshockey35]

Mom ill take you too both Ill wait outside while you go in to see Jack do his thang....Me and Lt got the Dramamine for the fishing trip so you wont yak while were pullin the pods out of the frigid waters. Jack im glad to see your being honest. You wont just strip for anyone. You got alot of pizazz....:o I knew you worked at the Gay strip club due to expresshockey telling us on here of oneday putting his hot dog in your buns:eek:
Gotta go back to the Alaska thread where ive just been called a dumb a##......Ill i asked is if Eskimo's shit ice cubes. A lil sensitive up there in Palin Country:rolleyes:

Hookman..a gay strip club was the first thing that came to your mind? HOOKMAN...as in HOOK A MAN...get a guy to love you, make love to you, and spend the rest of his life with you..DOIN IT WITH A DUDE..jackas93 was right..and might be the guy you're trying to hook...

[HOOKMAN]

Expresshockey.....Its ok let your emotions pour out pumpkin....Your showing signs of denial by forcing your feelings onto me. Its ok help is out there for you...You just have to admit your problem and then accept it..In the meantime noone is going to take jackass from you.
What you and jack have is special and trust me no heterosexual will take what you 2 have away...ok. Now run along and go get some sleep, i have a feeling your gonna have to POV it to the firehall tonite so u dont mark up understaffed for the alarm bells at Mrs. Jones Antique and Candle store;)....Nite precious

[expresshockey35]

Let's look back here and see who turned this conversation into his coming out of the closet party..that would be you, HOOKMAN. I knew you were gay the first time you sent me a PM asking if I could help you land a date with Jackas93..and when I told you that Jackas93 was a straight man, that you began to cry, and then you kept sending me PM's like the one below:


Expresshockey35: I am so gay. I love the touch of a tough strong man. Nothing satisfies me more than the feeling I get when I'm held tight by a strapping man with an accute fashion sense. I buy my clothes in the women's department. I like the tight feeling I get in my lower region from a pair of satin panties.

Sincerely,
HOOKMAN

[Emtmom]

Mom ill take you too both Ill wait outside while you go in to see Jack do his thang....Me and Lt got the Dramamine for the fishing trip so you wont yak while were pullin the pods out of the frigid waters. Jack im glad to see your being honest. You wont just strip for anyone. You got alot of pizazz....:o I knew you worked at the Gay strip club due to expresshockey telling us on here of oneday putting his hot dog in your buns:eek:
Gotta go back to the Alaska thread where ive just been called a dumb a##......Ill i asked is if Eskimo's shit ice cubes. A lil sensitive up there in Palin Country:rolleyes:
YAK!!! Hell I can fish too ya know! Although the drugs might help considering I am scared to death of boats! LOL

[HOOKMAN]

Boo.....Ahhh u wrote that for me precious......I think since being a fireman isnt your calling, maybe homosexual poetry is.....You write so beautiful like the words just flow right out of your mouth and into Jackass's. They say people like you dont have to be taught because your born with it.
Now all we have to do is call A&E and see if they'll do an intervention show with therapy free of charge. We'll keep the program simple and call it the 12 step program for active homosexuals. Im sure after the intervention tears will flow like a river that runs wild and forcing you into the van that leads you to the airport, will be no easy task. When the sliding door opens up and Jackass is sitting there the tears will flow and off to rehab you will go.
Not only will your denial turn into accepting the fact of who you both are, but on your return you will stop in Vermont for your wedding.
im tearing up as i write this.
I see big and better things too for the now married couple...You become partners on the ambulance due to the fact that they wont allow you on the fire apparatus. You become partners not only at work but in real life. You will be the first ones to put your rainbow fire sticker on the back of the ambulance.
With this all said since ive never PM'd you, i will now so i can give you my correct adress so i can recieve the wedding invitation. This is so exciting im planning for this now and your wedding present.....Speaking of your present...I was thinking of flying up for the wedding, but how am i going to fit a male donkey on it. Your right it's impossible. Therefore im renting a horse trailer to accompany your wedding present. Trust me its a young one and the good things is is that when you and Jack are having a lil tiffy poo and your sleeping in seperate rooms. You then can go out to the barn in the middle of the night and fornicate with your donkey who will give you many years of satisfaction...Until the wedding may god bless you both and keep your side C safe, believe me your gonna use it alot more since your gonna be married....;)

Congrats

[truckman971]

YAK!!! Hell I can fish too ya know! Although the drugs might help considering I am scared to death of boats! LOL

Which one would be more fun though?????? The Alaskan cold or the naked bodies????:rolleyes::rolleyes:

[guess-who-i-am]

So concerned about a chief cause your positoon expresshockey is in jeopardy now. You always said you did not like the other person as a igh ranking officer. now it looks like what goes around, is coming around !! change is coming , and your officers know it !! get the broom out cause there will be a new sheffif in town i heard and all due respect to the chief 20+ years of pure BS from everyone. I appauld you !!

[LtDad]

From what I understand the new chief is going to be the same "Blood" as you have now. Cant have that now can ya !
Guess who...Dont be patting the present chief on the back with your back stabbing silver sword, you got nor will you ever get officer support from him.
Lets see how you do as Expresshockeys' best man as he exchanges vows with jackass. Betcha $10 you'll find a way to screw that ceremony up too.

[Emtmom]

Which one would be more fun though?????? The Alaskan cold or the naked bodies????:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Well that would depend, are they naked male or female bodies? If they are male then the naked bodies, if they are female then I am in the fishing boat! LOL

[expresshockey35]

From what I understand the new chief is going to be the same "Blood" as you have now. Cant have that now can ya !
Guess who...Dont be patting the present chief on the back with your back stabbing silver sword, you got nor will you ever get officer support from him.
Lets see how you do as Expresshockeys' best man as he exchanges vows with jackass. Betcha $10 you'll find a way to screw that ceremony up too.

A. Never getting married again..and I'm not gay..and out of all of you, HOOKMAN would be the most eligible to be the best man, at least he's a straight shooter..(only thing straight about him, other than shooting straight in the buns of jackas93)

B. Bi-polar Guess-who/FF in Training couldn't get elected to bathroom lieutenant after the tornado that he caused since he's been a member.

C. Lt Dad sucks and HOOKMAN is what he's sucking.

[jackas93]

Hookman isn't really a fireman. He's just a homeless guy that goes from firehouse to firehouse doing odd jobs . So next time you see him pushing his stolen shopping cart down the road make sure to give him the one finger wave

[HOOKMAN]

Express i am not worthy of your compliments. I get this fuzzy feelin inside me ole irish heart when you talk the gay language to me.....Emtmom.....We know the deal....Your going fishing with no clothes and the boat will be filled with male truck drivers and woman from the lesbopolitan softball team which is currently in first place in the Dike Division. The truck drivers only hope is that some of the lot lizards from the truck stops will sneek on the boat......Best man yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hh;)
Cant wait to here...." i now pronounce you man and man. You may now kiss this non heterosexual predator.
Since were all going to be there.....Instead of throwing rice at Jack and Express we will be throwing some of my man batter meatballs at them. It's not like they dont like balls...Dont worry there will be plenty of MSG in them...:cool:

[HOOKMAN]

Jack...your aliveeeeeeeeeeeeeee...Man i missed your derogatory comments about myself...If anyone lowers my self esteem more, its you buddy boy.
Though theres a time and a place for demeaning what i do for a living. With that said, i will return your cart to Shaws Supermarket. I know being the cart keeper there requires special skills that only you have. Inventory is done everynight and if 1 carts a missin then your callin the state boys so they can activate there Lojack system and bring this cart back where it belongs.
I know life's handed you at times some unlucky cards, like the time your contract wasnt renewed as the Walmart Greeter in 2006:mad: Thanks to Shaws, life now has new meaning as you get to say hi to the fireman when they come in to get there groceries and if your lucky they'll turn the lights on for you when they leave.;)Nite boo

[guess-who-i-am]

not sure who blood is, not a member. i know expresshockey is gay. not sure who ff in traiining is. not sure who the hell most of you are. just on here to have fun. whoever screwed things up where you are i pity them. how can you scre up milking a cow, pissing off a 20 year chief, gt the president fatter, and gayer, and now there is new blood ? new blood does not last long at your station i heard, damn outsiders

[Emtmom]

Emtmom.....We know the deal....Your going fishing with no clothes and the boat will be filled with male truck drivers and woman from the lesbopolitan softball team which is currently in first place in the Dike Division. The truck drivers only hope is that some of the lot lizards from the truck stops will sneek on the boat......Best man yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hh;)
Well, DAMN that is gonna be cold! Can we use the softball team as bait???

[LtDad]

I commend you being a new member and stepping up to raise funds via selling xmas wreaths. They are a great product and well worth it.
However....if you think I am going to stand on the side of the road, in the cold selling wreaths, and sing christmas carols you're really are NUTS....I would get more enjoyment tossing you out into on coming traffic...now that would be worth a song and a dance from me....

[guess-who-i-am]

you lost me dude. selling wreaths ? is this a fundraiser ? what homo would sit out there and sell damn pine needles and sing at the same time. I would ask more tax money before i even thought of something that stpid. Is exresshocky, jacksass, and everyone else involved in this non-sense ? you guys are whacked out man. what is next making your banquet a fundraiser ?

[truckman971]

Well that would depend, are they naked male or female bodies? If they are male then the naked bodies, if they are female then I am in the fishing boat! LOL

touche...........I may be the opposite, however it may cause concern if we were in agreement..............:eek::eek:

[HOOKMAN]

Express and jackass are also brothers too. Same mothers different fathers.:)

[expresshockey35]

HOOKMAN is living proof that you can get pregnant from anal sex. The side effect is that his mother gave birth to a piece of $*%@.

[HOOKMAN]

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
Express thats one of the nicest things you've said to me in the last few years. Im gettin that warm fuzzy they talk about. ;)

[guess-who-i-am]

express what a joke you are man. you kiss ass all over. who's ass is next ? the nextss chief? you should be nicer to people, they may vote you out like the country did to repbulicans. i heard you guys have a good ems instructor there? this true ? i also heard your tower is a good piece of apparats ? this all true ? what is going on with town wreath sale ? what is going on with your website ? what is going on where ever the hell you are from ?

[expresshockey35]

The office door is open. I'll let you decide if you'll continue be a coward and continue your anonymous posts(although I'm confident that I know who you are), or if you'll be a real man and discuss whatever issues you have with me face to face. I have always believed in listening and considering others thoughts and opinions, and you'll be no exception.

I also have strong believes in the democratic process. I was not appointed, I was elected. I am positive that if the membership had issues with me, they would have found someone to run against me. I've been elected twice, and I have every intention on keeping this job that I am so very proud to have. I have a great deal of pride in my department and the job we do for our town, something I know you are seriously lacking.

So, it's up to you, brother. Sidelines or in the game...you decide.

[guess-who-i-am]

YOU have no idea who I am. I have no frigin idea who you are. I am just feeded information from a local mutant aid company about you. I just find it fun, but it seems your new blood takes it too seriously. I heard there were no pranks at this years banquet. I might go nexts yers ;)

[expresshockey35]

HOOK, I'm happy to say that the Chief and I went to a strip joint over the weekend, and it was no sausage fest..georgeous looking girls at a very classy place..Guess-who would have been so bored surrounded by the T&A...

[LtDad]

Contributions to help pay for that night would be well received....Never ever take a credit card to a strip joint !!!!!

[expresshockey35]

I am forever in your debt..

[HOOKMAN]

Sorry im late getting in to this conversation......Ive been so wrapped up in the elections and all the issues that were voted on in each state.
I was suprised when the issue of gay marriage in California became an issue. Well in one state, things turned out to be quite positive. Thanks to people like expresshockey and Jackass, there campaigning finally paid off. Gay marriage is now legal in Connecticut. God Bless you both and may you live happily ever after. :);)

[guess-who-i-am]

It was told to me that Expresshockey and LtDad were the first at their town hall trying to get their marriage license together. How sweet !!! :D:eek::p;)

[expresshockey35]

Sorry im late getting in to this conversation......Ive been so wrapped up in the elections and all the issues that were voted on in each state.
I was suprised when the issue of gay marriage in California became an issue. Well in one state, things turned out to be quite positive. Thanks to people like expresshockey and Jackass, there campaigning finally paid off. Gay marriage is now legal in Connecticut. God Bless you both and may you live happily ever after. :);)

Let it be known that I am for gay marriage, although I am not gay myself. I am for whatever it takes to keep guys like HOOKMAN and Guess-Who(aka FF IN TRAINING) from breeding..I say gay marriage is a small price to pay.

[HOOKMAN]

God Bless you....I dont mind breeding as long as it's not in-breeding:D

[guess-who-i-am]

ok. Jerk. READ MY TYPING I AM NOT FF IN TRAINING ! Now with that said, I am not gay, I am straighter than you. In fact I was not the person who went to a strip club and asked for a guy to give him a lap dance at whatever the dollar amount is. I heard your better half was stunned to hear you might cheat on him, just before the marriage. NOw this explains why you both went out before they passed this gay marriage crap. Ok, you win, you get the same tax discounts as all of us:cool:

[HOOKMAN]

guess who i am your getting yer pantelonies in a bunch....It's ok to admit your gay. Showing your anger on thewatchdesk only solidifies your not in touch with your innerself.;) nite precious