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[alton]

July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the
year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year
is now inadequate, the country has grown so.

It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy
Birthday'

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents...and
only one for birthday presents, you know.

[crazyboy]

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