ww dispatch

[jackas93]

went right down the shitcan :eek:

[Nozzleman_16]

Yeeeupp....6 years of bad management.....city was told to prepare for this years ago....got told the organization was doing great and that department pull outs would never happen..that was 4 years ago....and its all Scotlands fault too...

[expresshockey35]

that's because Scotland is the expert in mismanagement...monkeys humping footballs. Bunch of BW's

[Nozzleman_16]

Let's get the story straight here....we had nothing to do with the downfall of WW......and as far as junks go I'll match those junks against some $500,000+ that look prettier and thats all....as far as the 6 members....they get out and do the job better than some 40 other members.....................

[expresshockey35]

that's IF you can get the vehicles to the calls....I don't get it...with all the crap that Scotland owns...why didn't you guys invest in a new heavy wrecker to tow them home with???

[jackas93]

the trucks maybe ugly,slow and old. but we open an can whoop ass on sta.1 and sta.22

[expresshockey35]

and what the hell kinda accomplishment is that...it's like a normal person racing in the special olympics...just not fair.

[expresshockey35]

I just got me a copy of Scotland's SOG's for signal 50 responses.."The primary responsibility of Engine 116 is to get to the call as soon as possible for a working stucture fire. While the Engine is enroute, the driver to disobey all common sense regarding the safety of others. The driver is to ready his/her digital camera, still camera, and video camera. If able, the driver should place phone calls to all media outlets. Upon arrival, all crew members are to assist in placing the video camera so that proper audio levels can be achieved, and no scream for help from entrapped victims will be missed. Attack crews should let the fire burn as long as possible, giving adequate time for media outlets to arrive on the scene, and to guarantee that award winning footage has been captured. It is always best to dramatize any situation for this purpose"

[jackas93]

If you can learn to fight fires from firehouse mag. why not be on the front page

[jackas93]

were the hell is kids r us(jason) on the couch eating ringdings and yohos

[expresshockey35]

who said anything about fighting fires...a fire department is there only to take pictures and make the situation more confusing...right?

[sandpuppy]

you guys have way tho much freakin time on your hands

[expresshockey35]

...just like Scotland firefighters, except instead of time, they have each other in their hands.

[jackas93]

no crashes no fires what the hell do we do

[jackas93]

ballbuster35

[expresshockey35]

sit around and write SOG's you'll never have to worry about following

[jackas93]

were is hoseman? playing with the f.a.r.t. team

[jackas93]

sandpuppy cat got your tongue maybe hoseman16 took him outside for a walk

[expresshockey35]

if you've ever been on a walk with the hoseman, you know he's a BW..."please don't do it again...I know you killed 3 kids when you ran them over with the engine loading a camera, but it's ok, just learn from it"

[Nozzleman_16]

Maybe the media lieutenant is operating under the guidance of our industrious Webmaster...........the 2 seem bonded at the hip at times.........

[expresshockey35]

no, it may appear that way, but it's actually a bond of the lieutenant's ass and the webmasters foot...maybe the BW can learn from that....

[Nozzleman_16]

Gee "BW"...uh huh....old vice president still at home crying....cause he didnt get a pat on the back....jackasses ilegitament brother the "spineless scrotum" still home pouting....ask wonderboy about being outside looking in the window for 30 days.....yeup...balless wonder.........

[Nozzleman_16]

Damm if I put my foot up all the pansies asses......wouldn't be much left to do the job...........

[expresshockey35]

you can thank the Board of Directors, not the BW, for all of that...then heard BW wants the famous former treasurer back....

[expresshockey35]

what job....you guys run like 10 calls a year....how many people does it take to reset a fire alarm?

[jackas93]

were the hell is KIDS r US on couch eating a large pizza and drinking a milk shake

[expresshockey35]

playing circle jerk around scanner, talking about all the calls they're not going on tonight....whack away boys, whack away!

[jackas93]

Mg And Es Go Away

[jackas93]

35 Take Some Pills Get Help From Mg And Es

[expresshockey35]

TKIII, how was ES's hot tub? did JL join you?

[jackas93]

Last Fucking Place I Would Be

[jackas93]

The Trucks Are Old But The People On Them Are Bold

[jackas93]

Going To Happyland See Ya Later Fools

[expresshockey35]

jackas93...you spelled "bald" wrong...I think you meant "the trucks are old, but the people on the them are BALD"

[expresshockey35]

does anybody know the difference between a guideline and a policy?

[expresshockey35]

awful quiet today...don't tell me that Scotland got a call, and all 6 members are there and not on their computers

[BrunoD2]

actually, signal 50 by the way. and all 6 members did show up for a fully involved barn fire (10x20 shed)

[BrunoD2]

with a fully qualified driver (jackas93), incomptant radio man, poo bear, and our station photographer. we can not get better than that now, can we?

[expresshockey35]

I guess not...with Scotland's low standards

[Nozzleman_16]

4 of the 6 went to the scene.....another 8 at the station.....and no additional retones....not bad in my book.....

[Nozzleman_16]

what happen to little Bruno........??

[expresshockey35]

note...the 8 at the station were 7 little old ladies preparing refreshments and one mechanic waiting for something to break down.

[Oddie]

little bruno was doing some very percise bath room remodeling with your one Timber View LLC

[Oddie]

you speak ill of those "ladies" at the station but i know those "ladies" would run circles round you

[expresshockey35]

ok..."10-4"

[expresshockey35]

here's some useful information...when traveling to Backus Hospital from the center of Scotland....take Route 14 west to 203 South to Route 32 to Route 2. It will add about 15 minutes to your travel time with no real benefit.

[BrunoD2]

oddie you are right about the percise bathroom remodeling but i was not worried because i knew our boys could handle a mutual aid fire, or i would hope. I knew you you would be the first one at the station responding on your one and only B-116 (BIKE) 116. just a tangent what ever happened to the strobes you were running off of B-116.
Sincerly yours, D2

[expresshockey35]

don't bust on the bike....best piece of apparatus in the Scotland fleet. Of course, we're talking about the town with a used ambulance and a brand new backhoe.

[jackas93]

expresshockey35 its time to show some love

[jackas93]

were the is poo bear at the table eating 3 1 foot long hot dogs

[jackas93]

hoseman16 at the so called barn fire sta.3 and sta.4 tried to hook 4'' to each other but couldn't get the 4'' caps off . so I helped them with the bang of a spannner wrench. this showed me proof of to much book training and not to much pump training

[expresshockey35]

don't get me wrong, I love Scotland...actually, I love laughing at Scotland.

[expresshockey35]

and be nice to poo bear...he eats cause he's depressed...imagine going home to what he has to wake up with every morning...and then there's that person's daughter...

[jackas93]

when are you moving out? can't wait . need help? call someone that gives a shit because I don't

[expresshockey35]

oh...feelings hurt...so crushed...a Scotland puke just insulted me.

[jackas93]

put all joking aside my computer is screwed up

[expresshockey35]

maybe call the system administrator...heard he's a real flaming asshole

[jackas93]

35 has your phone been ringing

[jackas93]

I DID call him I CALLED HIM A FLAMMING ASSHOLE

[expresshockey35]

nope...is it supposed to be? maybe I should call a knowledable technician at my local phone company....

[jackas93]

Got To Go See Ya At Big Cf Call

[Oddie]

why call you can just have poo bear bring his father in law over, he must be very knowledgeable in the field of phone repair, hell hes the best EMT ive ever seen, after all he works for American, paid = god right

[expresshockey35]

I think he's too busy "reaching out and touching someone"

[Oddie]

his daughter? or poo bear?

[expresshockey35]

he's got two hands......

[expresshockey35]

another slow day in the forum...can't you idiots think of something to write??? or can you Scotland rednecks even come up with a single brain cell of a thought????

[BrunoD2]

rayray now you have a problem with rednecks? i think this is the wrong place to be than brother. "another slow day in the form" maybe some of us have better things to do than sit around this form and beat off to what happens in our "redneck" town.
________________________________________
"when the heart stops scotland is there"

[expresshockey35]

oh, I'm sorry..what I meant to say was..."wannabe rednecks"

[BrunoD2]

now thats too bad, "wannabe rednecks" hey why dont you go join the candle blowers down at willimantic with this kind of attitude you are sure to feel welcome among their brotherhood.

[Oddie]

now bruno be nice, he just wants to run calls, hell scotland according to the website had its last call in mid may, the candle blowers go out every day

[BrunoD2]

i was ckecking out thair site (www.svfd16.com) and they seem to have some very honerable run stats.

[BrunoD2]

just wondering....... i hope someone can anwser this question...... do you have to run for system admin. or is that just a title that comes with time?

[expresshockey35]

Oddie, I remember you quitting the computer committee, so you shouldnt' say a damn word about the website...and the system admin position is appointed by the Board of Directors. BrunoD2, I think you should ask for the board's appointment...and maybe you'd do something around the station besides experimenting with how cold you can get the day room...

[WAS1959]

Maybe some people should think before they speak. It was said quite clear the members are always the deciding vote. If you don't open your mouth nothing gets changed. If some of us would act their age and grow up instead of shut up, maybe things would get better.

[jackas93]

is there anybody from ct that wants to start some talk

[jackas93]

where the hell is every body

[expresshockey35]

was1959...I couldn't agree more.

[BrunoD2]

I just hope there are no hard feeling out there, this is just fun and games and i hope we all know thats its nothing more than fun and games
__________________________
Serving the Community .......aaahh....im out

[BrunoD2]

hey 93 boys just inquiring as to a recent application submitted under the name of oddie (4 ever probie) would anyone from 93 know if that name was voted on at the last meeting or did that we just decide not to show

[Nozzleman_16]

What a collection of window lickers we have on here......

[expresshockey35]

hey Nozzleman 16 aka BW, remember, they're your window lickers...just like they are your officers/sons.

[Nozzleman_16]

Hey expressof_ckniwannabehockeyplayer.....You have a good idea as to what the membership elects as officers....and then we all have to live with it....couple real good ones...more "I wannabe a white hat specialist and impress myself in front of the mirror" .....maybe next year you nuts and bolts members can get your shit together, clean house......and install some dedicated officers who like working with old ladies and junk equipment........

[jackas93]

oddie got voted in as a probation member

[expresshockey35]

nozzleman...think you're taking this all a bit too seriously....lighten up...

[Nozzleman_16]

That comes from our systems administrator.....check out our computer system.....our website....I need not to say anything more....he and pjrescue are to busy in 35's basement...playing choo-choo train......35 wears the engineers hat and pj is his fireman........

[Nozzleman_16]

A department..that recently left Wally World dispatch center....made the comment at a Wally World chiefs meeting that "WW should buy low band pagers for 16" out of pity....This very same chief officer showed me his new QV alpha/numeric pager...and loves it.....imagine that..........

[jackas93]

give'em a roll of paper towel. the tears are getting heavy. I didn't see the name of the person in the paper that caused all the management problems. sta.25 needs to move.

[jackas93]

when they fix that dump they think there going to get stations back

[windhamctrfd03]

there's nothing wrong with WW. Fucked up stations like Scotland are the ones fucking shit up, requiring all this new technology bs like alpha pagers so they can whack away about calls when they are 100 miles away flossing their teeth with PG county cock. anyway, QV is for asspackers.

[Nozzleman_16]

"there's nothing wrong with WW. Fucked up stations like Scotland are the ones fucking shit up, requiring all this new technology bs like alpha pagers so they can whack away about calls when they are 100 miles away flossing their teeth with PG county cock. anyway, QV is for asspackers."

What we have here is a true little back seat window licking whacker....#1 what's wrong with a paging system that opens up pagers 100's of mile away, seems to me that is what departments would want....unless your happy with staying in the dark ages with obsolete equipment....and if you are (obviously,you are) I got boxes of low band pagers for ya...you're a shining example of the intelligence that has ruined that dispatch center....#2...PG county has their shit together down there and start the closest companies regardless of jurisdiction...not starting a company that is closer (Career or volunteer) vrs depatments 7-12 miles further away is going to kill someone oneday...betcha you'll be proud of yourself when that happens...ooops it already did....#3...the only ass to be packed here is yours... you little iwannabeafirefighterwheniGROWup......

[windhamctrfd03]

there's nothing wrong with PG county...there's something wrong with scotland firedicks spanking off about calls being run hundreds of miles away. and if it ain't broke, don't fix it. we don't scratch, scotland does worse than an drunk amateur pool player.

[Nozzleman_16]

#1... Glad to hear some respect for PG county....Windham County is in the dark ages in comparision...#2....16 has scratch twice in 17 years....not bad in comparision to what's around us...#3...who does Sta. 3 depend on for areial and ambulance coverage....mutual aide.... :D

[windhamctrfd03]

Willimantic, and uh, Willimantic...we butter you guys up, lube up your ass before fuckin it..if it's a real fire, scotland's the last town on our list, trust me.

[jackas93]

good who really cares

[windhamctrfd03]

i love your attitude jackas93...you're one that won't be dissapointed.

[jackas93]

hey windamctrd03 did you get wet tonight

[tower116]

Hey Windhamcenterfd03 obviously you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground . If you were to look at the automatic mutial aid you would find out that Scotland is on first responce to your major complexes. But your to busy wacking it to even know your own response status !!! I know i have over 25 years in WCFD how about you... I guess it doesn't leave you with much to run your mouth about !!! Come and talk to me when you grow up !!

[Nozzleman_16]

You go Tower116 Dude....this stem whacker besides being just plain stupid, obviously has no idea about 16 or his own department's response assignments.... 42% of Scotlands responses are mutual aide.... 2 years experience with Sta - 3 and he acts like he's got 20....this dweeb is a poor example of personnel at station 3....

[windhamctrfd03]

I act like I have 20 years because I have well over 20 years. Being a high ranking officer, I don't give a shit what we put on those mutual aid cards, I'd park Scotland right on the fuckin street and let them watch us do it right

[tower116]

Hey windhamcenterfd03 i doubt you have 20 years expirence by the way you conduct yourself. You sounds like someone who's daddy gave him a plastic red fire hat like the ones we used to give out at fire prevention week and a computer. If you truly have the expirence you so claim, you should really get a reality check and talk with the real officers of the dept. ( if you even know who they are) ! Because i haven't heard one thing negative from all the real officers and thats from the chief right down to the engineers and members. So before you go and run your mouth you should check with the real officers and find out there opinion. Can't wait for your reply !!!

[expresshockey35]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha! this is great.

[tower116]

Well havn't herd from windhamctrfd03 in a while. Maybe he is still attempting to find out who the officers of WCFD are. Nobody messes with the TOWER and gets away with it on my watch !!!

[tower116]

Hey nozzel :eek: man 16 we need to have an end of the season blowout. you know a real barn burner ( ooops probably shouldn't put it like that) We will call it a wet down or dedication or something.

[Nozzleman_16]

Tower Dude....it is so tempting..but after the last demolition derby where we piled all the cars up (8) and lit them off.....6-8 trees on the bonfire....lots and lots of drunk people...(along with couple naked women..:) ) ...the state police showed....they were cool...but next day when state enviromental department showed up and saw the cars...they advised me I'd be in jail next time...:(....guess I wont be having one again...