eetrkn'co
10-08-2004, 11:29 PM
Mark your calendars for this Saturday !!!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman
other then his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So this Saturday at 4pm eastern time all American women are asked to
walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves outside in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think its okay to see nude women other than their wives and to show support for all
American women.
Since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6 pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban statement. For good measure, have
various pork products cooking on your BBQ grill. The American Government
appreciates your efforts to
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman
other then his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So this Saturday at 4pm eastern time all American women are asked to
walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves outside in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think its okay to see nude women other than their wives and to show support for all
American women.
Since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6 pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban statement. For good measure, have
various pork products cooking on your BBQ grill. The American Government
appreciates your efforts to